Our bedroom is so dead...

Anonymous
I just tried to take my husband’s pulse.


Anonymous
Wake him orally .
Anonymous
Don’t bother. I’ve tried. And failed.

ED is more real that most realize. Women have become more vocal about their needs, thus the rise in ED med.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Wake him orally .


If that worked here, things would be different.
Anonymous
My wife has no pulse in bed. It sucks so bad.
Anonymous
Alcohol
Goodtime
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Anonymous wrote:I just tried to take my husband’s pulse.




Lonely_Sojourner
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Goodtime wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I just tried to take my husband’s pulse.




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Perhaps you should try being a bit more aggressive (Madonna syndrome)? Maybe try straddling his face? I agree it’s a bit extreme; however, what do you have to lose? Being widowed for the past five years, I remember vividly the times where I was awoken by my wife performing various acts on me. No better way to show love and affection, in my view....

L_S
Anonymous
We’d invite Negan and Lucille in...
Anonymous
Stick your finger up his butt. I bet he becomes alive.
Anonymous
Goodtime wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I just tried to take my husband’s pulse.




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Do you troll all the threads looking to post this? That's the third time I've seen it.
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