I just tried to take my husband’s pulse.
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Wake him orally . |
Don’t bother. I’ve tried. And failed.
ED is more real that most realize. Women have become more vocal about their needs, thus the rise in ED med. |
If that worked here, things would be different. |
My wife has no pulse in bed. It sucks so bad. |
Alcohol |
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Perhaps you should try being a bit more aggressive (Madonna syndrome)? Maybe try straddling his face? I agree it’s a bit extreme; however, what do you have to lose? Being widowed for the past five years, I remember vividly the times where I was awoken by my wife performing various acts on me. No better way to show love and affection, in my view.... L_S |
We’d invite Negan and Lucille in...
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Stick your finger up his butt. I bet he becomes alive. |
Do you troll all the threads looking to post this? That's the third time I've seen it. |