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Anonymous wrote:Who are all these nasty fish eaters? Are they foreign? I can't imagine anyone born and raised in the USA thinking the smell won't bother anyone.

Our fish eater - the one who spilled it all over his chair - is a millennial born and raised in the USA. But that should answer your question on who would think a smell wouldn't bother anyone.

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Anonymous wrote:My overly helpful group secretary who sits right outside my office.

If I so much as move a muscle, sigh, or twitch -- "Can I help with that? Is there anything you need? Anything I can do?"

Ten minutes before every meeting -- "You know you have a meeting with John Jones? It's in ten minutes."

After the meeting "How'd the meeting with John Jones go? Was the conference room okay?"

What's wrong with this?! This is way better than the type of admin who gets irritated when you ask them to do anything. I'll trade you!

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I can't believe people think its ok to clip their nails in public!!!!

One guy vapes constantly. Always leaving the room to go vape outside

Jewel clips hers onstage if they hinder her playing. It's not like she's farting (hel-LO Barney Frank) or picking her nose

Several years ago, after a big round of layoffs, I inherited a nice corner office of a former director. He had left in a bit of a rush, taken what he needed out of his desk and left the rest. I was cleaning it out, making sure we didn't throw out any important documents when I came across his NAIL CLIPPING DRAWER. The man had been there for 10+ years and had clipped his nails and what appeared to be toenails into a drawer the whole time. It was covered half an inch thick in clippings! The worst part is that the drawer could not be removed and dumped out. I was not about to scoop them out and ended up calling the maintenance crew to clean it up with a vacuum. Even after dousing the thing with lysol, I was never able to even touch that drawer again.

People are gross.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My overly helpful group secretary who sits right outside my office.

If I so much as move a muscle, sigh, or twitch -- "Can I help with that? Is there anything you need? Anything I can do?"

Ten minutes before every meeting -- "You know you have a meeting with John Jones? It's in ten minutes."

After the meeting "How'd the meeting with John Jones go? Was the conference room okay?"

What's wrong with this?! This is way better than the type of admin who gets irritated when you ask them to do anything. I'll trade you!

Anonymous wrote:Pooping. I know thats not a habit but like. Do you HAVE to do it every day at work? And stink up the whole bathroom? I literally know exactly which coworker was in there too.. I know their poop smells.

And yes I'm the OP of the "is it unhealthy sitting next to a bathroom all day" thread

Anonymous wrote:Woman on other side of cube wall would leave her desk, then her cell phone would start blowing up. Her ring tone was a barking dog. So incessant barking dog every 2 minutes.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Who are all these nasty fish eaters? Are they foreign? I can't imagine anyone born and raised in the USA thinking the smell won't bother anyone.

Our fish eater - the one who spilled it all over his chair - is a millennial born and raised in the USA. But that should answer your question on who would think a smell wouldn't bother anyone.

So is ours. This doesn't bother me as much as the person who obsessively talks about their fit bit, jogging and calorie input/output. Every day. It makes me want to drink and eat junk food.