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What's your super power?
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Anonymous
| I can stop boo-boo pain with a kiss... |
Anonymous
| I gave up DCUM for seven days. (Even superheroes have their limits.) |
Anonymous
| I was wondering where you went. |
Anonymous
Awesome! I hope to acquire this power someday. |
Anonymous
| i can endlessly smile and nod at my insufferable, narcissistic ex-husband, which sometimes causes me to swallow every last shred of my pride, so that my child will think that his father is wonderful. |
Anonymous
Ooh. Yeah. This is a good one, and I have it, too. I can also make three days of nutritious edible food out of thin air and my last $5 'til payday which is two days away, help with homework, do laundry, and take out the trash all at the same time. Shazam! |
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| I can take off my stockings in the midst of the "i just got home from work, my boobs are killing me" feeding. |
Anonymous
| I can pump and drive (safely) at the same time. |
Anonymous
Are the suction cups attached to the wheel? wow! What type of car do you drive??? definitely a family car! |
Anonymous
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Newer minivan models should really come with a pump that plugs into the cigarette lighter (by calling it that, am I dating myself?)...and you could steer with your breasts. Would really help with multitasking. Maybe the suction action could even power the car, thus saving on gas (No more "pain at the pump," so to speak.--ugh, that was bad).
My superpower, I can digress. |
Anonymous
| I have a 2 year old and 6 month old twins and have remained *relatively* sane. (ie, my super power is survival). |
Anonymous
Mmmh. Does your car have "On Star" ? Is this the new "hands free pumping" version they started working on right after the "hands free calling"? If so, tell me where I purchase! GM should be marketing this much more in this bailout period; it would definitely pump up their car sales. (Hee hee, sorry for the pun, I couldn't resist.) |
Anonymous
| I used to pump while driving to work in the morning - I would set it all up and put on my harness before I started the car and I always finished at the first stoplight after I got off 395 so I could turn if off and unattach when I stopped. Surprisingly no one ever noticed. |
Anonymous
| I can call my five year old "Cinderella" and get her to sweep and mop the floors for me. |
Anonymous
I have to try this. |