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What does The Man in your life want for Christmas?
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Anonymous
| Goodness, sense of humor anyone? 10:52 was just being funny.... even before I opened the thread I was wryly thinking the same thing in the back of my mind.... |
Anonymous
Well, it can be wrapped (Japanese are experts in this field). And it can be put under a tree. I give you the grandma thing. So it would appear to meet your christmas definition. BTW, growing up does not mean abandoning all fun. |
Anonymous
I second. |
Anonymous
have you ever seen snls' "dick in a box"? |
Anonymous
I've never been a soldier on active duty, so this is just a thought exercise. I'm sure someone will correct me. But here goes... Here I am, hunkered down behind a bullet-ridden mud wall on December 24th. What I want MOST in the world is A) a blowjob or B) to be with my family around a Christmas tree, playing with toys, admiring a new fishing rod, and generally basking in the togetherness. Why do some of you have to make everything about sex, and immaturity, and personal gratification? Why did you have to ruin the thread-- one that should have been about really thinking about how to make Christmas a happy day for everyone, husband included-- with juvenile jokes? I'm being serious. Some of us look forward to Christmas all year long, because it's a way to re-live happy memories, and make more memories for our kids. It's one day of the year when everyone bends over backwards (oops, wrong thing to say in this crowd) to make sure that everyone else has a great day. And that we do it together, as a family. As ridiculously schmaltzy as it sounds, I could be truly happy if every day of the year were just half as loving and considerate and fun as Christmas Day with my family. It makes me very sad that someone here tried to ruin that with a gross joke. And that she found so much support for her prurience. And that I find none. |
Anonymous
| Surround sound speakers and bj |
Anonymous
But you were adult enough to keep it there. |
zumbamama
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| My parents gave me a car for Christmas one year. It wasn't wrapped or under the tree. Does that mean it's not a Christmas gift? |
Anonymous
get off your high horse. i think most men would love a bj ten times more than an electric shaver or whatever other stereotypical gift you want to wrap up and give. i'm not "all about sex" at all but i think that would definitely please my husband more than any other gift. |
Anonymous
| i would like to add that if you were a soldier in the trenches and hadn't seen your family in forever and hadn't had any sex whatsoever... you would want nothing more than to be with your family AND get a blow job. |
Anonymous
You are so right. When I think about the sweet baby Jesus up in heaven weeping because this thread has been ruined, I want to cry too. Thank you for your beautiful words. Like you, I will be praying for a BJ-free Christmas for everyone, but most especially for our brave men currently hunkered down behind bullet-ridden mud walls. |
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| you know, it is possible to give your man more than one gift....a gift wrapped under the tree, that can be opened in front of your kids, as well as a private gift to be given in private. what is so wrong with that? you will have a very happy husband! |
Anonymous
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Well, it can be wrapped (Japanese are experts in this field). I just spewed water all over my keyboard from laughing. This is by far the funnies thread I have ever ever read on DCUM! |
Anonymous
For goodness sake, why can't he want both? |
Anonymous
Don't be so prude. How do you think us women become mommies anyway? Sorry, the storks stopped delivering infants to households many years ago. |