What does The Man in your life want for Christmas?

[Anonymous]

Oh my God, that sweet baby Jesus weeping thing is STILL cracking me up.

[Anonymous]

Me too, LOL!

[Anonymous]

I was going to post but I think someone has their panties in a bunch on here. Ta ta.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote: I was going to post but I think someone has their panties in a bunch on here. Ta ta.

Probably not. The thread is a year old.

[Anonymous]

Got him a shotgun.

[Anonymous]

Back from the dead and still funny.

Although this did give me some good ideas. DH would appreciate a remote control key finder AND those interesting Japanese gift wrapping techniques......

[Anonymous]

I've never been a soldier on active duty, so this is just a thought exercise. I'm sure someone will correct me. But here goes... Here I am, hunkered down behind a bullet-ridden mud wall on December 24th. What I want MOST in the world is A) a blowjob or B) to be with my family around a Christmas tree, playing with toys, admiring a new fishing rod, and generally basking in the togetherness.

Have you ever met a man? Ever?

My husband already told me that he wants me to promise not to work myself to death getting the perfect thing for everyone, wrapping it like Nordstrom would, and shopping for/ putting on my annual open house. He said he'll be thrilled if I let him do a massive Costco run and knock out most of it while I drink cocoa and browse catalogs for my own stuff, for once.

It's entirely possible that he wants this so that I'll have lots of energy for a world-class blowjob, which he richly deserves.

[Anonymous]

My husband asked me (yesterday) for a one month subscription ($25.00) to a porn site "so he can dowload the good stuff and use with me later". I don't like the idea but I am considering it.