What does The Man in your life want for Christmas?

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[Post New]12/04/2008 10:51
Anonymous
Now that we're rolling on what the ladies are looking for in their stockings... any bright ideas for the man in your life?

I'm thinking really nice quality long underwear. He hates the cold. How romantic is that??
[Post New]12/04/2008 10:52
Anonymous
A blow-job. I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself! ;-P
[Post New]12/04/2008 10:57
zumbamama
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Anonymous wrote:A blow-job. I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself! ;-P


Yeah, I think they all want one of those for Christmas. Or more than one! jajajaja! I'll be getting mine clothes...if it weren't for me he would dress like it's 1985.
[Post New]12/04/2008 11:07
Anonymous
How charming.

What would the kids and grandparents enjoy more than sex acts around the tree on Christmas morning?
[Post New]12/04/2008 11:10
zumbamama
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Anonymous wrote:How charming.

What would the kids and grandparents enjoy more than sex acts around the tree on Christmas morning?


I thought we were talking about our husbands?!?
[Post New]12/04/2008 11:28
Anonymous
I don't know how other families work, but we open our gifts together, as a family, sitting around the Christmas tree in the living room. A great part of the enjoyment of the gifts is seeing what other people give and receive, and their reactions to the gifts.

But maybe other people just order something on amazon, pay extra for the gift wrap, have it delivered to their "loved one's" office, and then go to the spa with the girls on Christmas morning. Maybe "family time" involves sitting around the new 52" plasma TV. Or maybe "family time" is five minutes worth of oral sex, which is forgotten as soon as the parties roll over and go to sleep.

I guess I'm really out of it. How gauche, how un-hip of me to think that the suggestion of a sex act as a gift on a family occasion is appallingly tacky.
[Post New]12/04/2008 11:40
Anonymous
You just might be at the risk of being tacky.

The OP asked what does the Man in your life want for Christmas. If your married to a MAN that is exactly what mine would want. Like zumbamom said.....like it is 1985!

OP did not ask for what you would put under a tree. I think it is safe to assume that we all know this is a family holiday and would be inappropriate to articulate, in this case, dad's favorite gift!

Pucker up baby!
[Post New]12/04/2008 11:43
Anonymous
PP here: I am putting a remote control key finder, and a light to grille in the dark and a sweater UNDER THE TREE.
[Post New]12/04/2008 11:47
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:You just might be at the risk of being tacky.

The OP asked what does the Man in your life want for Christmas. If your married to a MAN that is exactly what mine would want. Like zumbamom said.....like it is 1985!

OP did not ask for what you would put under a tree. I think it is safe to assume that we all know this is a family holiday and would be inappropriate to articulate, in this case, dad's favorite gift!

Pucker up baby!


Actually, I plan to give DH actual sex right uder the tree on Christmas day. DS will ride on top and DD will play carols on the piano.
[Post New]12/04/2008 11:50
zumbamama
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I think it is safe to say, if a wife wants to give her DH a BJ for Xmas, she is not going to do it Christmas morning around her kids! Why would that notion even enter anyone's mind? ew!
[Post New]12/04/2008 11:52
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I don't know how other families work, but we open our gifts together, as a family, sitting around the Christmas tree in the living room. A great part of the enjoyment of the gifts is seeing what other people give and receive, and their reactions to the gifts.

But maybe other people just order something on amazon, pay extra for the gift wrap, have it delivered to their "loved one's" office, and then go to the spa with the girls on Christmas morning. Maybe "family time" involves sitting around the new 52" plasma TV. Or maybe "family time" is five minutes worth of oral sex, which is forgotten as soon as the parties roll over and go to sleep.

I guess I'm really out of it. How gauche, how un-hip of me to think that the suggestion of a sex act as a gift on a family occasion is appallingly tacky.


God how I love the sight of sactimony in the morning!
[Post New]12/04/2008 11:53
Anonymous
santa mommy... how bout a bj under the tree... for me...
[Post New]12/04/2008 12:09
Anonymous
If it can't be wrapped and/or put under the tree and/or opened in front of grandma, IT'S NOT A CHRISTMAS GIFT. It might be an anniversary gift (like lingerie) or a way of expressing love (like sex) but Christmas is different.

Seriously, grow up. Please?
[Post New]12/04/2008 12:11
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:If it can't be wrapped and/or put under the tree and/or opened in front of grandma, IT'S NOT A CHRISTMAS GIFT. It might be an anniversary gift (like lingerie) or a way of expressing love (like sex) but Christmas is different.

Seriously, grow up. Please?


Why? That's no fun.
[Post New]12/04/2008 12:25
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:If it can't be wrapped and/or put under the tree and/or opened in front of grandma, IT'S NOT A CHRISTMAS GIFT. It might be an anniversary gift (like lingerie) or a way of expressing love (like sex) but Christmas is different.

Seriously, grow up. Please?


How do you figure? Is this rule in the bible? Do soldiers on active duty (or anyone else unable to be at home) not get Christmas gifts because you haven't sanctioned them? WTF? I call for a vote to impeach and remove you as Minister of Christmas Information and Imperatives.
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