Answer the question above you and then ask the next question!
Would you rather spend 5 minutes with your head inside a filled diaper gene bag or spend 30 minutes in a crawl spaced ingested with rodants and spidees |
Genie* |
Ok, I'll play. Diaper genie
Would you rather wake up naked with no memory of the previous night next to the Burger King guy who's telling you 'you had it your way', or next to Ronald McDonald telling you 'you were lovin it'? |
Ronald McDonald. Would you rather have a 45 minute photoshoot with the pictures being put up on all your social media sites AND the company website (and on the Christmas card you send out), or would you rather have to get through coaching 4 year old spastic kids in a two hour soccer game? |
Spastic kids
Would you rather have a photographic memory or gain 40 iq points? |
Photographic memory. Med school here I come! Would you rather dye your hair blue for a year or wear a plastic nude bikini (ala Miley) to work for a day? |
40 IQ points
Would you rather live in outer space or deep under the sea? |
Plastic Bikini
Deep Sea Would you rather have a threesome with your ILs or Drive 2000 miles with 4 kids under 5 |
Definitely blue hair Would you rather be able to fly or be invisible? |
Oh eww, 2000 miles with kids Would you rather shave your head or have to sing everything you say for the next year? |
Have to sing everything for a year.
Would you rather spend all day with your tongue out like Miley Cyrus or wear a shiny gold grill like Madonna? |
Sing it all
Be invisible Would you rather go camping and get poison ivy all over....or dozens of mosquito bites? |
Gold grill
Would you rather drink a bowl of chicken fat drippings or have a big spider caught in your hair? |
Spider Go camping. Get poison ivy all over or dozens of mosquito bites? |
Dozens of mosquito bites. (BTDT).
Would you rather get every inch of your body waxed or eat spaghetti every night for dinner for a year? |