Would you rather?
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Anonymous
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Keep it going:
Would you rather take a bite of dog poop or take a bite of human poop? |
Anonymous
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Dog Poop.
Would you rather drive a Big Mac Truck or a corvette? |
Anonymous
Corvette. Would you rather sneeze and spray your boss with gloppy snot, or have him/her sneeze and spray you? |
Anonymous
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EWWWWWW!
Sneeze and spray me, I guess. Would you rather get caught picking your nose, or get caught scratching your ass... crack... like hand down the back of your pants scratching. |
Anonymous
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Crack scratching
Apologize to your mother in law Or Se nd a thank you note |
Anonymous
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Send a thank you note
Would you rather cheat or be cheated on? |
Anonymous
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Cheated on (but able to cope and not let it mess up future relationships)
Be too cold or too hot? |
Anonymous
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Too cold.
Wear tacky long neon pink fake fingernails with a tiny CZ glued on each pinky for an entire year or not cut your toenails for one year? |
Anonymous
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Neon pink fingernails!
Would you rather eat McDonald's everyday for a year or Taco Bell everyday for a year? |
Anonymous
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Tacobell, hands down.
Would you rather have a terminal disease and let your loved ones watch you suffer? Or have a terminal disease and tell them to walk away to save them pain but suffer alone? |
Anonymous
| This sounds like a Fear Factor Challenge!!! I would do either for that cool million. |
Anonymous
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Would you rather look a lot younger and hotter, but feel a lot older all the time
OR Look a lot older, but feel really great all the time? |
Anonymous
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Look older, feel great. Feeling like crap sucks.
Would you rather lick a public restroom floor or lick between a person's toes with toe fungus and Frito smell? |
Anonymous
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Toe fungus.
Trim toenails with a weedwacker or shave legs with razor wire? |
Anonymous
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Razor wire.
Would you rather have your eyes forced open so that you must watch 24 hours of 2 And A Half Men, or 24 hours of Geico commercials with the screaming pig? |