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Wax on; wax off.
Sweep the leg. Do you have a problem with that? no sensei! Get him a body bag! Yeaah! |
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What we do in life echoes in eternity.
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I say this to my selective-hearing kids all the time...Sometimes I'll add a "Bueller, Bueller" to it. |
"I was short AND fat?" |
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The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club.
The second rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. |
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Hubble: Katie, you expect so much.
Katie: Oh, but look what I've got. |
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A lot of people enjoy being dead. But they are not dead, really. They're just backing away from life. Reach out. Take a chance. Get hurt even. But play as well as you can. Go team, go! Give me an "L". Give me an "I". Give me a "V". Give me an "E". L-I-V-E. LIVE! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
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""Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!"
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"Hi. I'm in....Delaware" (I'm allowed to make fun - I lived there when this movie came out)
"All I wanna do is graduate high school, go to Europe, marry Christian Slater and die" "Happy People don't kill their husbands...they just don't" |
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"Oh piss boy?"
"It's good to be the king" "One, two, five!" " Three Sir!" "Three!" "He wants to fuck her in an uncomfortable place." " What, like in the back of a Volkswagon?" "Mongo nothing more than pawn in game of life." |
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"I'm from the, uh, Confidential Committee on Moral Abuses"
and from the same movie "It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?" Let's make this fun -- name it.. |
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And another...
"We have come full circle, Lord. I would like to think there is some higher meaning in this. It certainly would reflect well on You." This one is trickier -- name the move... |
| Tracy, we all have responsibilities in life. You may think owning the Hardy-Har joke shop is all drudgery; unwrapping dribble glasses, checking doggy doo, but I wuv it. |
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We are on a missin from god.
We are putting the band back together. |
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"Greed is Good"
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