| I was the last one left after the nuclear holocaust, eh. The whole world had been destroyed, like U.S. blew up Russia and Russia blew up U.S. Fortunately, I had been offworld at the time. There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys had been wrecked. So's I spent most of my time looking for beer. |
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"Veronica, you look like hell."
"Oh yeah? I just got back!" "I've got the need, the NEED FOR SPEED!" "I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen." "Should we or should we not follow the advice of the galatically STUPID?!?" in concert with "Oh, that's right, you were GONE the day they taught LAW in LAW SCHOOL!" |
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"I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore."
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| If we wanted two wussies, we would have named them Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman! |
| You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. |
| $6000 dollars! It's not even leather! (said with a NY accent) |
| Sir, the truth is I talk to God all the time, and no offense, but He never mentioned you. |
| 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get! |
| I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass . . . and I'm all out of bubblegum. |
| "I ain't about to leave a child stranded in the middle of nowhere! I got scruples too, y'know. You know what that is, 'scruples'? "No, I don't know what it is, but if you got 'em I sure bet they belong to somebody else!" |
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4:00 wallow in self pity
4:30 stare into the abyss 5:00 solve world hunger, tell no one 6:00 dinner with me, I can't cancel that again 6:30 Jazzercize 7:00 wrestle with my self loathing...I'm booked! Of course if I bump the loathing to 9 I could still be done in time to stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness, but what would I wear?! |
Yes! Give me those glasses! |
| I'll be back ... |
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Anne Shirley: Aren't you worried? I'm liable to break another slate over your head.
Gilbert Blythe: I'm more worried I might break one over yours, carrots. |
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"Don't speak...no, don't speak.....doooon't speak....."
"Help me ... help you! Help me..help you! Help me... help you!" "I'm in love with you. Snap out of it!!!" |