Anonymous wrote:My DH hates when I floss my teeth in his presence but I still do it sometimes. (I do understand why he hates the noise but I'd rather floss in bed than do it standing in the bathroom. On an episode of The Marriage Ref they panned flossing in front of the spouse so I've tried to be more respectful of his wishes since then.)

He has asked me not to masturbate in his presence. I wish I could.

We don't pee/poop in each other's presence. I barely ever need to pass gas so that's not an issue. He tries not to fart within my earshot but sometimes I hear from another room.

I don't groom my pubic area in his presence.
We don't clip nails in each other's presence.

I would never pick my nose in his presence. This is a funny thread. I really never knew other grown-ups pick their noses! I thought it was one of those embarrassing little kid things that I never outgrew (in private) and that I was the only one.