What do you NOT do in front of your significant other?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Like PP, I won't poop in front of him. But otherwise we're both very open and unsqueamish. I don't hold back much.

Same for me, that said he had walked in on me on the toilet a few times and I just politely ask him to leave.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I won't fart in front of him, change my tampon, poop, pick my nose.

When I poop I jump in the shower right away, so there is no smell in the bathroom.

I do the same thing!

[ThatSmileyFaceGuy]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I won't fart in front of him, change my tampon, poop, pick my nose.

When I poop I jump in the shower right away, so there is no smell in the bathroom.

I do the same thing!

So if you are home on a Saturday and have already showered what happens if you have the need to #2 at 1 in the afternoon?

[Anonymous]

ThatSmileyFaceGuy wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I won't fart in front of him, change my tampon, poop, pick my nose.

When I poop I jump in the shower right away, so there is no smell in the bathroom.

I do the same thing!

So if you are home on a Saturday and have already showered what happens if you have the need to #2 at 1 in the afternoon?

Honestly, I run the water in the shower (i don't like anyone to hear me using the bathroom), and Febreeze it or light a candle... He knows I poop, I know he poops, but it's something neither one of us wants in our face.

One time I forgot to flush after my shower, and he walked in after me, GAH I was embarrassed.

[Anonymous]

I drink milk out of the jug, and orange juice for that matter.

Sneak in that extra brownie/cookie/yummy goodness

I throw away some of his socks or underwear or holy shirts.

Tweeze

Poop/Pee/Tampon

[Anonymous]

I do it all in front of my hubby. Would prefer not to poop in his presence, but if I gotta go.......I go.

[Anonymous]

That is so wasteful I cannot believe it.

[Anonymous]

All of the above plus:

Sing, especially in the car. Love to sing alone in the car though.

Floss, trim my toenails

Play the mindless FB game I'm addicted to

[Anonymous]

Poop is about it.

I not only fart in front of him, I laugh hysterically when I let one rip and catch him off guard.

[Anonymous]

pee, poop, tampon - that's about it.

[Anonymous]

tampon? My husband not only buys my tampons her puts them in and takes them out.

[Anonymous]

There is nothing I don't do in front of him.

We have never closed the bathroom door in our 8 years of marriage. In fact, while either of us is going #2, the other sits in the bathroom to chat.

I have puked in front of him and had diahrea simultaneously for hours when I had the Norwalk virus on a cruise ship. He has totally seen me at my worst.

[Anonymous]

pick pimples.

eat junk food (yes, it is screwed up, but he gets mad at me when he sees me eating junk).

poop.

[Anonymous]

I think I'm pretty common

pick pimples
poop
change pad/tampon
trim public hair

and I don't let him watch me put on tights if I need to do a lot of shimmying. It's awkward.

[Anonymous]

My DH hates when I floss my teeth in his presence but I still do it sometimes. (I do understand why he hates the noise but I'd rather floss in bed than do it standing in the bathroom. On an episode of The Marriage Ref they panned flossing in front of the spouse so I've tried to be more respectful of his wishes since then.)

He has asked me not to masturbate in his presence. I wish I could.

We don't pee/poop in each other's presence. I barely ever need to pass gas so that's not an issue. He tries not to fart within my earshot but sometimes I hear from another room.

I don't groom my pubic area in his presence.
We don't clip nails in each other's presence.

I would never pick my nose in his presence. This is a funny thread. I really never knew other grown-ups pick their noses! I thought it was one of those embarrassing little kid things that I never outgrew (in private) and that I was the only one.