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Quit stealing my G-damn Sunday Washington Post...
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Anonymous
I'll make sure to steal some of those Fitsmart Fiber bars you get delivered from Boynton Beach twice a month. That oughta help. |
Anonymous
Strange. I think I like you now. Maybe you can come in for some wine and we can laugh over that Seinfeld episode where Puddy makes Elaine steal the neighbor's newspaper since 'she's already going to hell'. |
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Sounds good. It will give me a chance to check out your tv. Is it wall mounted? And is it difficult to unmount?
I'll bring that Chardonay you forgot to carry in with your groceries last month. |
Anonymous
The end of a beautiful relationship...I am solely a red wine woman. |
Anonymous
Come on, can't you compromise? You two were turning out to be such a nice fit! |
Anonymous
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Stop getting into our G-damn relationship, or I'll send my fiber-deficient husband your way next.
Hey crazy red-wine lady, I can't quit you. I'll bring over a Pinot Noir I pinched from the Malones' barbeque last fourth of July. |
Anonymous
I like your style. Those Malones are a bunch of stiffs--I am sure they didn't even notice. |
Anonymous
| Third party here-can I get one of you two croutons to pinch that stupid Gazette they keep dropping on my lawn every Thursday? I don't remember signing up for anything, it's always just there. I'll leave a couple of Colt 45s along with it to sweeten the heist. |
aprilmayjune
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Irony!! 
OP, if you call Washington Post, and let them know that when you went to get your paper that it wasn't there... they will either replace it or refund it... Not that serious, get a grip. |
Anonymous
Getting the paper a few days after the fact defeats the purpose of 'daily news'. It is a big f*kin deal when you have cappucino in hand and looking forward to settling into your couch on a quiet Sunday morning when kids are still asleep. You sound like somebody who would swipe one because 'it's no big deal'....the homeowner can go out and buy another. The lost $1.50 is not the gripe in this situation. |
aprilmayjune
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lmao I sound like someone who would swipe one? Well, I assure you that I subscribe to my own. I actually also have a subscription to the Washington post, and the Sunday one is the ONLY one that gets swiped.. I, however only get mine for the coupons so I just call them, they replace it for me, and I get my coupons.
And you know it's just as easy to drink your cappucino and browse the headlines on washington post's website, or watch the news online... So again.. Not that serious. I understand that it's inconvenient, and I understand that taking someone else's newspaper is not the right thing to do. And like I said, I am coonstantly on the receiving end of this inconvenience just like you are. You seem to bea bit uptight. |
Anonymous
'Uptight' is not an adjective used to describe me. Lmao on that one, Coupon Queen! I don't find balancing a laptop on my knees on the couch cozy....and I esp don't like to drink a hot coffee while doing it. However, I do believe in confronting douchebags. And I am looking forward to Sunday morning. |
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| We had trouble getting them to deliver our Sunday paper. Our house was not very convenient for stealing papers...and probably not for delivering, either. We called WaPo a couple of times and now we get it like clockwork. It may nor be thievery, just a confused delivery person or your name not always on the route list. |
Anonymous
| I suppose I should call the Examiner to get that right-wing fishwrap no longer delivered. |