Quit stealing my G-damn Sunday Washington Post...

[Anonymous]

just a warning...I am on to you! We have lived her for 1 year now and 3 out of the last 4 Sundays you've swiped my damn paper.

I am in Clarendon. If I see you---it's not going to be pretty.

[Anonymous]

Poster child for gun control-see above.

[Anonymous]

OP, I can understand how completely irritating that would be!

You need to set up a nanny cam for your paper. Then you can confront the perpetrator with the video!

[Anonymous]

Ok. Sorry.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Poster child for gun control-see above.

Oh yes- I should be absolutely ecstatic some douchebag steals my newspaper every other Sunday.

The D-bag is lucky I don't have a gun...he'll have to settle for the Sunday edition jammed up his ass.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Poster child for gun control-see above.

Oh yes- I should be absolutely ecstatic some douchebag steals my newspaper every other Sunday.

The D-bag is lucky I don't have a gun...he'll have to settle for the Sunday edition jammed up his ass.

Nice. I'd hate to see what you do when you get cut off on the beltway.

[Anonymous]

I got your G-damn Post right here! I'm using if for the hamster habitat. Come and get it if you want it back.

I also stole your G-damn recycling tote and your G-damn rattan welcome mat.

And I've got my eye on your G-damn potted impatiens. They're next.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Poster child for gun control-see above.

Oh yes- I should be absolutely ecstatic some douchebag steals my newspaper every other Sunday.

The D-bag is lucky I don't have a gun...he'll have to settle for the Sunday edition jammed up his ass.

Nice. I'd hate to see what you do when you get cut off on the beltway.

luckily for the dc area--I WAH.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
I got your G-damn Post right here! I'm using if for the hamster habitat. Come and get it if you want it back.

I also stole your G-damn recycling tote and your G-damn rattan welcome mat.

And I've got my eye on your G-damn potted impatiens. They're next.


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Game on, Douchebag!

The steamer your dog left behind last Sunday was a nice touch...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Poster child for gun control-see above.

Oh yes- I should be absolutely ecstatic some douchebag steals my newspaper every other Sunday.

The D-bag is lucky I don't have a gun...he'll have to settle for the Sunday edition jammed up his ass.

Nice. I'd hate to see what you do when you get cut off on the beltway.

It will teach you to steal newspapers from a crazy person. I am certifiable

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
I got your G-damn Post right here! I'm using if for the hamster habitat. Come and get it if you want it back.

I also stole your G-damn recycling tote and your G-damn rattan welcome mat.

And I've got my eye on your G-damn potted impatiens. They're next.

Game on, Douchebag!

The steamer your dog left behind last Sunday was a nice touch...

Yeah, actually that wasn't my dog. It was my husband.

The other neighbors feel just like us. Or haven't you noticed that you haven't been invited to any of the 47 block parties since you moved in?

[Anonymous]

Videotape it and put it on youtube.

[Anonymous]

hmmm.. what is going on here? do you two actually know each other? OP did you find the thief on DCUM???

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
I got your G-damn Post right here! I'm using if for the hamster habitat. Come and get it if you want it back.

I also stole your G-damn recycling tote and your G-damn rattan welcome mat.

And I've got my eye on your G-damn potted impatiens. They're next.

Game on, Douchebag!

The steamer your dog left behind last Sunday was a nice touch...

Yeah, actually that wasn't my dog. It was my husband.

The other neighbors feel just like us. Or haven't you noticed that you haven't been invited to any of the 47 block parties since you moved in?

Your husband could use more fiber in his diet.

My 2-year can take sh*ts bigger than that.

[Anonymous]

i've had newspapers stolen from our front stoop too. maddening. the newspapers that continued arriving on the stoop of our foreclosed neighbor's home never got touched.