Tell me about your love life using a eong

[Anonymous]

Mine is " Ironic" by Alanis Morisette specifically the Verde
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife

[Anonymous]

I wanna get laid. Can't think of the band

They weren't lying when they said women in their late 30s and early 40s want sex slot

It's all I can do think about this week. I've slightly been like this in the past when ovulating. This week I'm in overdrive

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Mine is " Ironic" by Alanis Morisette specifically the Verde
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife

I never understood that line. Either:

1. You meet the guy at a party or whatever, chat for a few minutes, then meet his wife. In which case you have no idea if he’s the man of your dreams, you just met the guy.

2. It’s someone you’ve known for awhile but he doesn’t wear a wedding ring or mention he’s married, in which case he’s a dog and not anyone worth having.

I really can’t think of a scenario where you know a man long enough to determine he’s “the man of your dreams” but short enough that he never mentions being married or you never notice a ring.

Anyway, mine is probably “Single Ladies”. Don’t be mad once you see that he want it, if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Mine is " Ironic" by Alanis Morisette specifically the Verde
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife

I never understood that line. Either:

1. You meet the guy at a party or whatever, chat for a few minutes, then meet his wife. In which case you have no idea if he’s the man of your dreams, you just met the guy.

2. It’s someone you’ve known for awhile but he doesn’t wear a wedding ring or mention he’s married, in which case he’s a dog and not anyone worth having.

I really can’t think of a scenario where you know a man long enough to determine he’s “the man of your dreams” but short enough that he never mentions being married or you never notice a ring.

Anyway, mine is probably “Single Ladies”. Don’t be mad once you see that he want it, if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it.

In simpler terms you fall for someone who is married. It makes sense.

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[Anonymous]

Business Time by Flight of the Conchords as far as the buildup goes, and as for the actual event, WAP.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Mine is " Ironic" by Alanis Morisette specifically the Verde
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife

I never understood that line. Either:

1. You meet the guy at a party or whatever, chat for a few minutes, then meet his wife. In which case you have no idea if he’s the man of your dreams, you just met the guy.

2. It’s someone you’ve known for awhile but he doesn’t wear a wedding ring or mention he’s married, in which case he’s a dog and not anyone worth having.

I really can’t think of a scenario where you know a man long enough to determine he’s “the man of your dreams” but short enough that he never mentions being married or you never notice a ring.

Anyway, mine is probably “Single Ladies”. Don’t be mad once you see that he want it, if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it.

In simpler terms you fall for someone who is married. It makes sense.

How does anyone fall for a married person? Once I learn someone is married, I lose all attraction to them. So gross.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Mine is " Ironic" by Alanis Morisette specifically the Verde
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife

I never understood that line. Either:

1. You meet the guy at a party or whatever, chat for a few minutes, then meet his wife. In which case you have no idea if he’s the man of your dreams, you just met the guy.

2. It’s someone you’ve known for awhile but he doesn’t wear a wedding ring or mention he’s married, in which case he’s a dog and not anyone worth having.

I really can’t think of a scenario where you know a man long enough to determine he’s “the man of your dreams” but short enough that he never mentions being married or you never notice a ring.

Anyway, mine is probably “Single Ladies”. Don’t be mad once you see that he want it, if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it.

In simpler terms you fall for someone who is married. It makes sense.

How does anyone fall for a married person? Once I learn someone is married, I lose all attraction to them. So gross.

Same.

A loyal, married man is hot AF but I admire from a distance only. Good, decent men are incredibly attractive. The second a married man gives off vibes that he doesn't care about his wife... gross, there's no bigger turnoff than a scumbag of a man.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Mine is " Ironic" by Alanis Morisette specifically the Verde
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife

I never understood that line. Either:

1. You meet the guy at a party or whatever, chat for a few minutes, then meet his wife. In which case you have no idea if he’s the man of your dreams, you just met the guy.

2. It’s someone you’ve known for awhile but he doesn’t wear a wedding ring or mention he’s married, in which case he’s a dog and not anyone worth having.

I really can’t think of a scenario where you know a man long enough to determine he’s “the man of your dreams” but short enough that he never mentions being married or you never notice a ring.

Anyway, mine is probably “Single Ladies”. Don’t be mad once you see that he want it, if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it.

In simpler terms you fall for someone who is married. It makes sense.

How does anyone fall for a married person? Once I learn someone is married, I lose all attraction to them. So gross.

You 2 must be a blast at parties

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Mine is " Ironic" by Alanis Morisette specifically the Verde
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife

I never understood that line. Either:

1. You meet the guy at a party or whatever, chat for a few minutes, then meet his wife. In which case you have no idea if he’s the man of your dreams, you just met the guy.

2. It’s someone you’ve known for awhile but he doesn’t wear a wedding ring or mention he’s married, in which case he’s a dog and not anyone worth having.

I really can’t think of a scenario where you know a man long enough to determine he’s “the man of your dreams” but short enough that he never mentions being married or you never notice a ring.

Anyway, mine is probably “Single Ladies”. Don’t be mad once you see that he want it, if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it.

In simpler terms you fall for someone who is married. It makes sense.

How does anyone fall for a married person? Once I learn someone is married, I lose all attraction to them. So gross.

Same.

A loyal, married man is hot AF but I admire from a distance only. Good, decent men are incredibly attractive. The second a married man gives off vibes that he doesn't care about his wife... gross, there's no bigger turnoff than a scumbag of a man.

It’s a song, not a moral debate

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Mine is " Ironic" by Alanis Morisette specifically the Verde
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife

I never understood that line. Either:

1. You meet the guy at a party or whatever, chat for a few minutes, then meet his wife. In which case you have no idea if he’s the man of your dreams, you just met the guy.

2. It’s someone you’ve known for awhile but he doesn’t wear a wedding ring or mention he’s married, in which case he’s a dog and not anyone worth having.

I really can’t think of a scenario where you know a man long enough to determine he’s “the man of your dreams” but short enough that he never mentions being married or you never notice a ring.

Anyway, mine is probably “Single Ladies”. Don’t be mad once you see that he want it, if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it.

In simpler terms you fall for someone who is married. It makes sense.

How does anyone fall for a married person? Once I learn someone is married, I lose all attraction to them. So gross.

Same.

A loyal, married man is hot AF but I admire from a distance only. Good, decent men are incredibly attractive. The second a married man gives off vibes that he doesn't care about his wife... gross, there's no bigger turnoff than a scumbag of a man.

All of you are simpletons and seemingly insecure in your marriages. Neither op not Alanis are talking about having an affair. Married people can be attractive. They don't become unattractive just because they are married. I think we all can relate to meeting someone and getting excited thinking there could be potential there and then find out they are married or in a relationship.thatbfeelingbsuckscedpecislly when you are single. Doesn't mean either of you were doing anything wrong or that the married person was flirting.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Mine is " Ironic" by Alanis Morisette specifically the Verde
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife

I never understood that line. Either:

1. You meet the guy at a party or whatever, chat for a few minutes, then meet his wife. In which case you have no idea if he’s the man of your dreams, you just met the guy.

2. It’s someone you’ve known for awhile but he doesn’t wear a wedding ring or mention he’s married, in which case he’s a dog and not anyone worth having.

I really can’t think of a scenario where you know a man long enough to determine he’s “the man of your dreams” but short enough that he never mentions being married or you never notice a ring.

Anyway, mine is probably “Single Ladies”. Don’t be mad once you see that he want it, if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it.

In simpler terms you fall for someone who is married. It makes sense.

How does anyone fall for a married person? Once I learn someone is married, I lose all attraction to them. So gross.

Same.

A loyal, married man is hot AF but I admire from a distance only. Good, decent men are incredibly attractive. The second a married man gives off vibes that he doesn't care about his wife... gross, there's no bigger turnoff than a scumbag of a man.

All of you are simpletons and seemingly insecure in your marriages. Neither op not Alanis are talking about having an affair. Married people can be attractive. They don't become unattractive just because they are married. I think we all can relate to meeting someone and getting excited thinking there could be potential there and then find out they are married or in a relationship.thatbfeelingbsuckscedpecislly when you are single. Doesn't mean either of you were doing anything wrong or that the married person was flirting.

...and the wife is everything that you are not: absolutely beautiful. great career, kind person that everyone likes. That brings in the letdown and insecurity. Game over.

[Anonymous]

Forever and Ever, Amen. Randy Travis