Jen Hatmaker
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Anonymous
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I’m not interested in taking sex advice from anyone honestly. Certainly not from a middle aged influencer.
But if I did I think Jen would be the last person I’d take sex advice from. The topic of sex feels so unbelievably awkward, forced, and cringe when Jen talks about it. I can’t even. See what I did there? |
Anonymous
You think G was ever going to date some gal from the flooring section at Sarasota Home Depot? No way. Girlfriend has to have all the attention and the coolest gf ever. Abby always looked like a cute Scandinavian boy band member. I feel terrible that she is stuck with G. |
Anonymous
Why does she go out in public to read a book? Does she not get enough attention at home in Buda? From her friends? |
Anonymous
She just does it to get content for her socials so she looks like she’s having the time of her life at me camp. She has to continually feed the social machine to ensure she has engagement with her followers so she can continue to get those lame influencer deals. |
Anonymous
Are you saying that Big Sis’s isn’t really authentic?? |
Anonymous
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Okay, don't know why SHE does it, but...
I'm a chick who goes out on her own a lot, and I bring a book. It's also as annoying af when someone asks what I'm reading (usually a guy). Usually my response, with blank stare: "A book." |
Anonymous
| I honestly think she does it just to be performative. However, I don’t think that’s the reason others do it. If I see someone reading at a bar, to me that’s a signal that they’d like to be left alone, so I don’t bother them. I’ve also taken along a book to keep me company but I just sat there and read it. I didn’t pose a glass of wine and my glasses around it thinking that’d be a good pic. She comes across as extremely insecure about needing to be liked and not wanting to be by herself. It’s like she couldn’t wait to order a bloomin’ onion just so she could do a post about how it’s okay to eat food with calories. We know Jen. |
Anonymous
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"Order the onion rings and wine, beloveds."
😂 I can't with this. |
Anonymous
I just read her post and can’t believe she actually said that line 😂😂😂. This is why she’s not getting book deals. |
Anonymous
For me, it was the fact that she followed that line with, “Rage, rage against the dying of the light.” For real??? Just when I think her content can’t get any more idiotic and cringe, Big Sis comes through. |
Anonymous
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The infamous Onion Tower Post needs to be put in the DCUM Hall of Shame as a prime example of why Big Sis has 500+ posts for when randos ask who she is and why does her thread have so much traffic.
It encapsulates everything that is rediculous about The Jen Hatmaker Project. The cloying nauseating cutesiness The Main Character Syndrome on steroids The breathless descriptions of supposed human interactions that 100% did not happen The humble bragging The staged photo of book, glasses, wine, tower |
Anonymous
Sorry to derail things a bit, but this made me laugh out loud. So true. If she was going to try out being a lesbian then she needed a good social climb. The thing is she already had the issue of Craig cheating. You'd think despite the rise in social status, she'd be afraid to be with a "hot" much younger lesbian who even straight women find alluring because there is more fear more women will throw themselves at her. Not to mention the fact, her timelines kept changing, but one of them seemed to point to G together with Abby while still married. Technically that shows A is OK with cheating. Not a good sign. Also, is it me or did A go from seeming to worship the ground G walks on to looking really uncomfortable and even annoyed when they show a video from the podcast. I don't think it's sadness over sister's health struggles, but more like she is developing a mind of her own and is realizing that a lot of what G says is hot air and BS, or maybe I am projecting. |
Anonymous
She seems like the type to announce she is engaged to and marrying herself all while she has a million ads on aps trying desperately to find her next man for when her contract with the current man is over. |
Anonymous
😂 right?! She could have also went with Take Yourself Out On a Date! on her greasy onion rings post. |
Anonymous
| It appears that both Jen and this author who is gushing over her have the same publisher in Harper Collins… |