DCUM Relationship Tropes

Anonymous
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Mine:. The guy who took forever for a woman to be attracted to becoming the perfect sex God husband.
Anonymous
Cheaters rarely leave for their APs.
All APs are "less than" the spouse.
Spouses should not maintain any separate accounts, even if they have joint accounts.


BTW, I'm not an AP. I'm a betrayed spouse.



Anonymous
Affairs are only caused by lack of sex in a marriage and only happen in bad marriages.

(100% incorrect). Read Shirley Glass and Esther Perel.
Anonymous
The long-suffering wife who suddenly realizes she’s married to a man-child and doesn’t know what to do.
Anonymous
OMG he has autism! ADHD! He can't live life like an adult!
Anonymous
At a notable amount, I see complaints about husbands with adhd. If there is an issue identified there is help but more than anything there should be understanding and compassion.
Anonymous
Men who think of relationships as competitions. Or who scream "WELL WOMEN DO IT TOO" whenever a woman has a valid complaint about her husband.

Or the guy who thinks women hate sex.
Anonymous
He's / She's a narsissist.
Have you gained weight?
Poof, and the marriage is open!
Anonymous
My husband has Asperger's.
Anonymous
All women should be SAHMs with rich husbands who do zero childcare work.
Anonymous
The solution to lazy husbands is to hire a cleaning lady
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:The solution to lazy husbands is to hire a cleaning lady


No, the solution to mommy martyrdom is to hire a cleaning lady.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:All women should be SAHMs with rich husbands who do zero childcare work.

Sahd is the solution to feminism
Anonymous
If your husband is happy in the bedroom he will not cheat.
Anonymous
The husband doesn't event look at other women and he doesn't find the idea of having sex with anyone else attractive.
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