The Mike Pence Fashion and Beauty Thread

Anonymous
What does he put in his hair to keep it so still and allows it to trap flies? Do you think it also traps mosquitos? If so, I need a hairspray like that for my backyard.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:What does he put in his hair to keep it so still and allows it to trap flies? Do you think it also traps mosquitos? If so, I need a hairspray like that for my backyard.


Anonymous
The fly is his chosen accessory. Assists his vow to avoid meals alone with any woman who is not his wife.
Anonymous
You know what flies are attracted to, right?
Anonymous
A good example of overdone Botox and fillers -- I know many on DCUM are wondering where the line is. He crossed it.

I also think he might have gotten a jaw lift. He has jowls but everything looks tight and stretched anyway.

Real question as to what was causing his left eye to look so bloodshot. Covid? Pink eye? Drugs? Anyone's guess.
Anonymous
I have been trying to figure out his face.

He looks good for 75.

But his eye corners crinkle when other parts do not and he looks frozen.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I have been trying to figure out his face.

He looks good for 75.

But his eye corners crinkle when other parts do not and he looks frozen.


SO MUCH plastic surgery. As PP stated - far too much botox and too many fillers. You think Ivanka has had a lot of work done? His is sly but he's had a LOT of work done. So has Karen. Look at the before and afters of her over the past 4 years. Mother's had some plastic surgery, too.
Anonymous
Next time he should pick a fly in a bright pop of color to accent.
Anonymous
My daughter asked. How does he keep his face so still. I told her this is what happens when botox and fillers go wrong.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:You know what flies are attracted to, right?


Hahhaha I love this
Anonymous
The man really needs some good moisturizer stat. His face was flaky. He also needs a lint brush.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:The man really needs some good moisturizer stat. His face was flaky. He also needs a lint brush.


And a fly swatter.
Anonymous
I wonder what was up with him. He looked really bad.
Anonymous
Terrible nose job too
Anonymous
He may be hiding COVID. Or, more likely, meeting a woman on a level playing field is way outside his comfort zone.
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