Bennifer Revisited

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:So funny this thread. All these suburban harpies calling two hugely talented, gorgeous multi-millionaires "pathetic"

Sure, just put it on repeat, someone will listen...

Much has been said about the unhappiness of white suburban soccer moms. This thread is full of evidence of that. Only sad, insecure and unhappy women criticize and put down other women. They are jealous.

And the woman in question here is Jennifer Lopez. She is a world famous super star with an extremely successful singing, dancing and acting career in addition to multiple successful business ventures. She reportedly is worth 150 million. Completely self made!

She is a world renown beauty who seems to defy the hands of time and continue to inspire and awe with her gorgeous good looks. Even post menopause, she has a string of successful handsome men lining up to take her away on trips, wine and dine, date and marry her. She has been proposed to 5 TIMES!

Despite her extremely busy working life, she managed to have two beautiful and healthy children who she has the resources and the connections to give the world to!

She is hard working, put together and someone who isn't just living but THRIVING in her life.

So yes, if she at 50 is having hot hot sex with her ex, who also happens to be an equally successful Hollywood actor/writer/producer and decidedly very handsome.

So yes, you all DCUMs sitting in your lame suburban homes and in your sexless marriages to 150k a year Joe Smhoes, say what you will about Jennifer Lopez. She wins at life. and you dont!

Thank you for bringing this up. Can we talk about menopause here for a moment? Let's pause for a moment and discuss exactly what JLo is doing that maybe some of us plebs can learn from. 1) she is 52- average age for menopause is 51. Is she taking estrogen? If not, how has she not started losing all collagen etc. Can you look that young at that age WITHOUT estrogen? Fillers? Does she not drink coffee? Is it all genetic?

2) What does she eat? Does anyone know who her personal chef is, do they have a cookbook out? Does she eat zero carbs? How many calories a day at 52 do you need to intake to maintain that trimness?

3) exactly how long every day do you need to exercise to be that flabless in your stomach area at 52? Is it liposuction? Is it coolsculpting? Where are the scars, can't be tummytuck, right? Also let me take this moment to say I respect that she never got big boob implants. I assume those are hers (maybe small implants, maybe natural). It's harmful to girls self image and women when celebrities go out to get big implants. Not to mention capsule syndrome, silicicone illness, infected saline implants, autoimmune disease, etc. People on this board with breast implants, do not get upset. I'm just asking how JLo is looking this pert and fresh at 52 generally, all over.

4) What about the diseases these people could be spreading to each other? What does the tree of communicable STD's look like in this hollywood garden of eatin'? NOT saying anyone has any, but is this not a concern for any of them? And we only know of the hookups that are publicized...

5) Also, off topic, why does Ben Affleck look so depressed all the time. His normal resting face is empty and sad.

[Anonymous]

Also, she had twins! How elastic can her skin be??

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Also, she had twins! How elastic can her skin be??

She has an insane exercise regimen. She’s also super strict about getting her sleep. Also conservative Botox.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Also, she had twins! How elastic can her skin be??

yeah, she had one full-term pregnancy - far less damaging than having two pregnancies

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So funny this thread. All these suburban harpies calling two hugely talented, gorgeous multi-millionaires "pathetic"

Sure, just put it on repeat, someone will listen...

Much has been said about the unhappiness of white suburban soccer moms. This thread is full of evidence of that. Only sad, insecure and unhappy women criticize and put down other women. They are jealous.

And the woman in question here is Jennifer Lopez. She is a world famous super star with an extremely successful singing, dancing and acting career in addition to multiple successful business ventures. She reportedly is worth 150 million. Completely self made!

She is a world renown beauty who seems to defy the hands of time and continue to inspire and awe with her gorgeous good looks. Even post menopause, she has a string of successful handsome men lining up to take her away on trips, wine and dine, date and marry her. She has been proposed to 5 TIMES!

Despite her extremely busy working life, she managed to have two beautiful and healthy children who she has the resources and the connections to give the world to!

She is hard working, put together and someone who isn't just living but THRIVING in her life.

So yes, if she at 50 is having hot hot sex with her ex, who also happens to be an equally successful Hollywood actor/writer/producer and decidedly very handsome.

So yes, you all DCUMs sitting in your lame suburban homes and in your sexless marriages to 150k a year Joe Smhoes, say what you will about Jennifer Lopez. She wins at life. and you dont!

Thank you for bringing this up. Can we talk about menopause here for a moment? Let's pause for a moment and discuss exactly what JLo is doing that maybe some of us plebs can learn from. 1) she is 52- average age for menopause is 51. Is she taking estrogen? If not, how has she not started losing all collagen etc. Can you look that young at that age WITHOUT estrogen? Fillers? Does she not drink coffee? Is it all genetic?

2) What does she eat? Does anyone know who her personal chef is, do they have a cookbook out? Does she eat zero carbs? How many calories a day at 52 do you need to intake to maintain that trimness?

3) exactly how long every day do you need to exercise to be that flabless in your stomach area at 52? Is it liposuction? Is it coolsculpting? Where are the scars, can't be tummytuck, right? Also let me take this moment to say I respect that she never got big boob implants. I assume those are hers (maybe small implants, maybe natural). It's harmful to girls self image and women when celebrities go out to get big implants. Not to mention capsule syndrome, silicicone illness, infected saline implants, autoimmune disease, etc. People on this board with breast implants, do not get upset. I'm just asking how JLo is looking this pert and fresh at 52 generally, all over.

4) What about the diseases these people could be spreading to each other? What does the tree of communicable STD's look like in this hollywood garden of eatin'? NOT saying anyone has any, but is this not a concern for any of them? And we only know of the hookups that are publicized...

5) Also, off topic, why does Ben Affleck look so depressed all the time. His normal resting face is empty and sad.

She’s had implants. She’s also likely had a tummy tuck and lipo but even with that you have to work hard to look like JLo. She used to be a dancer so I’m sure she works hard to stay fit. I also believe she takes HGH. Many celebrities do this. I agree they must all have STDs. There are so many embarrassing secrets that none will spill. Just like how they all denied sleeping with Weinstein which is obviously untrue. Not talking about JLo but just the fact that there’s so much they do to look good that would be embarrassing if the public knew.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Also, she had twins! How elastic can her skin be??

yeah, she had one full-term pregnancy - far less damaging than having two pregnancies

Exactly! She was only pregnant once.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:People are so weird with peychoanalysing them. They are having some good sex and fun in the sun before old age grabs them and they turn into crypt keepers. Their kids are probably at sleep away camp having fun themselves. Gather he rosebuds while ye may folks.
And note that I’m regularly considered an old fuddy duddy prude on this site! But this looks like fun to me. [/quote

That's all fine, but they could have had the same fun as you call it in private. Remember, J Lo was supposedly in love with her fiance and was touting their l9ving blended family. Less than a month after breaking up with her beloved fiance, she went off on a romantic vacation with a new boyfriend. Great role model for teen children!

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*sigh*

They look very happy! Good for them.

Just normal parents going off for weeks with unmarried boyfriend and girlfriend having their pictures all over the Internet. Setting a great example for their teen kids. Wasn't she engaged to someone else about a month before she hopped into bed with Ben? But this time it's serious!😂

Yes, a 50-something thrice-divorced mother of two needs to wait to be intimate. You know, so the children don’t figure out she’s lost her virginity.

Perhaps the 50-something thrice-divorced mom of two needs to figure out what love and commitment truly mean and show her children it's more than sex. Her virginity is not the issue.

[Anonymous]

I’m happy with my 150k a year “Joe Schmoe”, PP. That you mention that in a derogatory way is kind of obnoxious, geez.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Imagine having all that money and talent and yet still having this gaping hole inside that you keep trying to fill with lovers and attention. It is sad really and there’s nothing enviable about that kind of existence. I can only imagine how difficult it is to be a child of these kind of people.

+1

+2

Ask my kids and their stepsiblings. This describes my ex and their new spouse to a T.

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*sigh*

They look very happy! Good for them.

Just normal parents going off for weeks with unmarried boyfriend and girlfriend having their pictures all over the Internet. Setting a great example for their teen kids. Wasn't she engaged to someone else about a month before she hopped into bed with Ben? But this time it's serious!😂

Yes, a 50-something thrice-divorced mother of two needs to wait to be intimate. You know, so the children don’t figure out she’s lost her virginity.

yeah, because if you are not jumping f**ing a different guy every three months, you must a virgin, obviously.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Nanny again- Also wanted to note there are papa all the time in the palisades (where Ben lives) who photograph and follow the same celebrities daily. Basically if you go out and give them a show, they will leave. Otherwise they will follow you all day. My boss often agrees to do a ‘candid’ shot, on the agreement that they’ll will leave after they get the shot.

Right so go to Monte Carlo. You'll be hard to find there. There are a million beautiful and amazing places they could go and not be chased by paps all the time but they chose this intentionally.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Nanny again- Also wanted to note there are papa all the time in the palisades (where Ben lives) who photograph and follow the same celebrities daily. Basically if you go out and give them a show, they will leave. Otherwise they will follow you all day. My boss often agrees to do a ‘candid’ shot, on the agreement that they’ll will leave after they get the shot.

Right so go to Monte Carlo. You'll be hard to find there. There are a million beautiful and amazing places they could go and not be chased by paps all the time but they chose this intentionally.

+1

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Nanny again- Also wanted to note there are papa all the time in the palisades (where Ben lives) who photograph and follow the same celebrities daily. Basically if you go out and give them a show, they will leave. Otherwise they will follow you all day. My boss often agrees to do a ‘candid’ shot, on the agreement that they’ll will leave after they get the shot.

Right so go to Monte Carlo. You'll be hard to find there. There are a million beautiful and amazing places they could go and not be chased by paps all the time but they chose this intentionally.

+1 Anyone with class would have.

[Anonymous]

So their whole relationship is a never-ending vacation with no kids? What happens when responsibilities kick back in?