Does Cincinnati Have Attractive People?

Anonymous
The two people I know from Cincinnati were reasonably attractive when they were younger but are looking pretty below average in middle age. I do not think it is a place known for producing good looking people, no. I'm sure there are some people in the wealthy suburbs who are hot *for the school carpool lane* but not hot in general.

I also find it fascinating when the question of attractiveness of the DC/DMV population comes up on DCUM and people always fixate on how good looking the white women age 20-40 are. This is a very diverse area. There are beautiful people here of many different races and ethnicities. Also many very fashionable people. If you limit your scope to "white SAHMs in Bethesda" you are cutting out the most attractive segments of the population, so of course you are going to downgrade the region that way.

Whereas in Cincinnati, the rich white suburban SAHMs who go to barre and watch their weight and might actually pay some attention to broader fashion and beauty trends, are the best looking people around. So the bar is loooooow.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:True fact:

The most US Presidents and Playboy bunnies have come from Ohio.

William Henry Harrison was born in VA, but lived in Ohio when elected, so he gets claimed by both states. OH and VA each produced 7 other presidents.
Anonymous
I’m was in Cincy a few years back before the pandemic and immediately noticed the semi-Southern vibe. But the highlight of the trip was when an AA male colleague took us out to Covington right across the river. He made it a point to call it PAWG central. If you don’t know what PAWG is, Urban Dictionary it. I guess there are certain a places a man can go to get his PAWG cravings on???
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Curious to get others opinions ... does Cincinnati have any attractive people or are the majority unattractive or severely unattractive? I know Cleveland has zero attractive people so it makes me wonder if Ohio has any purpose whatsoever?

Thanks.


Some, sure. But most of Ohio's affluent, educated and attractive move to "Midwest hubs" Chicago or Nashville -- or the South (Florida, Texas, Charlotte, Atlanta) or the coasts (NYC, California).
Anonymous
Cincinnati pop. 300k feels like a sorta backwater small town. There is some money and power there but the ambitious pretty people tend to bolt after high school or college.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Curious to get others opinions ... does Cincinnati have any attractive people or are the majority unattractive or severely unattractive? I know Cleveland has zero attractive people so it makes me wonder if Ohio has any purpose whatsoever?

Thanks.


Depends on the neighborhood. Ugly people are only allowed outside after dark. When that guy John left there was no one to replace him. If you're contemplating moving there... well, I hope you 've won at least one beauty pageant.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Most attractive women by city
#1 Manhattan
#6 Queens, NY (facts - seen with my own eyes)

Most attractive women by state
#1 Connecticut

Least attractive women by city
#1 Oklahoma City
#4 Columbus, Ohio (not sure if this spills into Cincinnati)

Least attractive women by state
#1 Mississippi

Most attractive men by city
#1 Jacksonville, Fl

Most attractive men by state
#1 Montana

Least attractive men by city
#1 Sunnyvale, CA

Least attractive men by state
#1 Rhode Island

The maps are fun
https://www.allure.com/story/cities-states-hottest-ugliest-people



But more Miss Mississippi 's have won Miss America title.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:This breaks my heart. We should be looking for people with virtuous and kind souls. Looks should be the last thing as a priority


In that case, Ohio loves "Orange You Know Who" thus rendering the entire state devoid of virtuous and kind people.
Anonymous
DCUM, some of yall never fail to be ridiculous.

NYC people attractive? Bwahahaha.
Anonymous
There’s attractive and unattractive people everywhere, but most places outside the coasts skew toward more obesity.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:DCUM, some of yall never fail to be ridiculous.

NYC people attractive? Bwahahaha.


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Anonymous wrote:Very silly post OP. Did your Boyfriend dump you for a girl from Cincy?

Actually, Cincy has more blonde hair/blue eyed people than DC does. So, there are more attractive people there than DC.

If that's your golden standard of attractiveness, mkay, Becky.. Gotcha.


Yes, blonde hair/blue eyed people are harder to find because of how genetics work. DC is full of brown haired/brown eyed people ... just like everywhere else...boring!


There are more attractive brunettes than blondes.


only in your dreams

Whatever. Most blondes are just butterfaced brunettes with dye jobs.


+1 Natural blondes are randomly ugly, beautiful, or average; but bottle blondes are usually butterfaces.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:And mean. Meaner than a junkyard dog, even.


I think Junkyard Dogs have gotten a bad rep. They are guard dogs, after all.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:We are FOUR pages in and no one has mentioned WKRP in Cincinnati? 1/2 of them were attractive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPksb4R0oxo


Les, was a lot better than Herb. Johnny Fever was nothin to look at but I liked him. Frankly, I never thought that Jennifer was that pretty. Andy was really good looking. I always hope he and Jan would hookup.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I still don’t understand why we are talking about someone named Leroy. Is he some hot guy celeb? I don’t watch reality shows



Start reading from original post and dust off your sense of humor.
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