I'm not a freak for them, but I wouldn't mind it... boobs are full and round (even if not big), skin pretty radiant, curvy shape without looking fat, don't have to wear a condom (according to the many videos I've watched online, if you know what I mean). |
Being attracted to women who are physically displaying an undeniable sign of their sexual maturity? No, that's not pedophilia. It's a lot of things, but not pedophilia. |
I used to be like you and when you get older, you will likely change! When you get into your 50s, you feel sorry for all of the women who married men 20 years older. And you will no longer be interested in older men! Trust me on this one |
Because it's gross. Give me lanky, thin, tall brunettes all day long. |
Boing!!! Quite true. Plus a certain glow. |
Y’all are observing your female coworkers’ tits waaaay too closely. |
Huh? Explain, please. |
Yeah well, that's what men do. We can be trained to be polite and not act on what we're thinking, but we are watching your rack at all times. It's biology. Sorry. |
"too closely" is a comparative. Compared to what? Biology doesn't change. The things that made women attractive 5000 years ago are the same today. You can talk about "social constructs" etc. all you want, but biology is a fact of life. |
I honestly believe most women would be super freaked out if they knew just how much every straight man is undressing them with their eyes. I don't care if we've worked together for 6 years and we are both happily married, I'm absolutely watching Julie's ass jiggle when she walks. And I'll tug one out thinking about Anne's rack. |
Pregnancy fetish = pedophilia. |
They. might also be disappointed how I DON'T think about some of my older or more portly colleagues. But I am definitely almost always thinking about one colleague's body and I spend a disproportionate amount of the day trying to determine what kind of underwear they're wearing. |
I think it actually has something to do with finding them attractive because they're clearly in their reproductive prime—there's no surer sign of a woman's fertility than that she's pregnant. So, yeah, it seems much more like a weird biological fetish for (physically) adult females. |
Uh, no. |
NP. Great reminder to everyone: yes, people this stupid do actually exist |