Venice plans to ruin Bezos wedding

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:She’s getting the ring and having the last laugh.

Silly us for caring about our kids and taking our religious wedding vows seriously. She’s a bottom feeding skank.

I don’t like Lauren Sanchez much from what I’ve read, but there’s so much misogyny on this thread. Plenty of people have affairs (including our PoTUS) and don’t get called bottom feeding skanks.

I didn’t see that. I saw people blasting them and their wedding for this ugly display of wealth and taking over a foreign city that doesn’t want them there. And lots of pot shots thrown at Bezos too.

The only place Bezos could go where the locals wouldn't hate him is up in one of his "space" ships.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Attention women criticizing Sanchez: your envy is embarrassingly palpable. Go back to devouring your package of off-brand Oreos.

I'm sure she's going to take her vows very seriously -- this time. She has had a "type" going back decades, it wasn't bald autistic nerds, it was gigantic muscular dumb jocks. Jeff is very likely is a cuck in the corner, just like Diddy. Miami and Holly-weirdo degenerates.

Bezos turned himself into an (old, RFL Jr style) jock.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-12116549/The-fitness-regime-transformed-Jeff-Bezos-weedy-bookstore-boss-buff-billionaire.html

[Anonymous]

Probably should have gone to the Venetian in LV instead.

They are so low class and that’s a phrase I rarely use.

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Anonymous wrote:It really is ironic that with all those billions they couldn’t have hired a wedding planner and some security consultants who could have warned them that people in Venice protest everything-particularly rich oligarchs who try to take over their city in peak tourist season.

They both seem more like the Vegas Venetian type than the Venice, Italy. A big third wedding at close to 60 belongs in Vegas …as do all the strange looking guests —Ozempic and fillers and fake boobs and giant lips—Kardashians, Katie Perry, Ivanka…it’s very Vegasy over-the-top.

Bingo! Perfect idea. Venice doesn't want them they should respect Vehicle's wishes.

Love this idea.

Yes, especially the Vehicle part.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Attention women criticizing Sanchez: your envy is embarrassingly palpable. Go back to devouring your package of off-brand Oreos.

I'm sure she's going to take her vows very seriously -- this time. She has had a "type" going back decades, it wasn't bald autistic nerds, it was gigantic muscular dumb jocks. Jeff is very likely is a cuck in the corner, just like Diddy. Miami and Holly-weirdo degenerates.

Bezos turned himself into an (old, RFL Jr style) jock.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-12116549/The-fitness-regime-transformed-Jeff-Bezos-weedy-bookstore-boss-buff-billionaire.html

He’s certainly closer to her type but look at a current picture of Tony Gonzalez No comparison. Also she seemed to like black/biracial guys with Tony, her other nfl fiancé, and her ex that was an actor on Homicide.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She’s getting the ring and having the last laugh.

Silly us for caring about our kids and taking our religious wedding vows seriously. She’s a bottom feeding skank.

I don’t like Lauren Sanchez much from what I’ve read, but there’s so much misogyny on this thread. Plenty of people have affairs (including our PoTUS) and don’t get called bottom feeding skanks.

I didn’t see that. I saw people blasting them and their wedding for this ugly display of wealth and taking over a foreign city that doesn’t want them there. And lots of pot shots thrown at Bezos too.

The only place Bezos could go where the locals wouldn't hate him is up in one of his "space" ships.

Eh. They could’ve done something in some ultra rich enclave like at a private home in montecito or on star island in Miami. They wanted a spectacle though and it seems like the venitians are going to give it to them.

[Anonymous]

Jeff will deliver his vows from a cuck chair in the corner.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Attention women criticizing Sanchez: your envy is embarrassingly palpable. Go back to devouring your package of off-brand Oreos.

No thanks, I'm too busy crocheting a see-through bikini so I can "keep up"!

I hope they don’t light a unity candle at the wedding. Her face may melt.

I love you.

Maybe if Venetians throw water on her, her face will melt

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:They hate everything it stands for and plan to protesting and block waterways and sidewalks, banners unfurled on historic church. Sites:

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cp3kd7qz6n1o.amp

YIPPEE YI YO KAYAH.

Those two are so gross they should not even be allowed in Venice.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Isn’t it like her third wedding too?? Who throws an enormous wedding and wears white for the third time around? So trashy

Well,j
Now it is possible that she IS still a virgin. She is so ugly that even Viagra and putting a bag over her head would help ED.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’m booking a flight to Venice so I can throw myself in the canals with the proles. Sounds like a hoot.

Take tons of pics and post my them

[Anonymous]

They’re getting married at a church on an island across from Venice—San Georgio. There’s no need to interfere with tourism in Venice given the actual ceremony is on a neighboring island.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:They’re getting married at a church on an island across from Venice—San Georgio. There’s no need to interfere with tourism in Venice given the actual ceremony is on a neighboring island.

Getting married at a church is the icing on the cake for this whole hypocritical distasteful and tacky debacle.

[Anonymous]

Well now that they’ve done their “Let them eat Bubbles” party on their yacht—foam party—how much grosser and low class can they be?

[Anonymous]

^im sure much more.