How to motivate non exempt employees (on the clock)

[Anonymous]

"He won’t last. I guess as much as I want to flog a dead horse he can’t cut the mustard. But I will give it the old college try. No point letting sleeping dogs lie when I can just bite the bullet and not throw in the towel and go the whole nine yards and see if I can get him to burn the midnight oil."

So he is having a chatbot write half his posts? Why are we responding?