Cute corona-virus kid moments

[Anonymous]

My six-year-old asked where Dad was. I told him he was downstairs in the garage washing the car (we’re in a condo in the city). DS looks at me with disbelief and then says, “What is this world coming to?!”

[Anonymous]

DS is seven and has always been close to the nanny he had when he was a toddler. Pre-virus, they saw each other every week. He face times with her all the time. Last week, he was talking to her and said “Nanny, when I see you in person I’m gonna hug the stuffing out of you!”

[Anonymous]

Older kids were talking about what they would do if they were president. Then they turned and asked my 5 year old what he would do:

5: I would make everyone free.

Rest of family: Everyone already free in this country.

5: No, they’re not! They’re trapped in their houses!

[Anonymous]

Ours keeps asking when the virus will be full and stop eating people. So essentially it’s the hungry caterpillar

Note: I don’t find this cute.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Older kids were talking about what they would do if they were president. Then they turned and asked my 5 year old what he would do:

5: I would make everyone free.

Rest of family: Everyone already free in this country.

5: No, they’re not! They’re trapped in their houses!

Well, at least that proves the maturity of the idiot Republicans who think protecting fellow citizens takes away from their freedom to go to Olive Garden.

[Anonymous]

My 5 yo is giddy to have his college aged siblings in the house. When the hug him they say “I love you most” and “I love you mostest”. And he’s just trying to keep up and sometimes says “I love you oldest!”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My 5 yo is giddy to have his college aged siblings in the house. When the hug him they say “I love you most” and “I love you mostest”. And he’s just trying to keep up and sometimes says “I love you oldest!”

You win. Actually, your college age kids win!