If you need something funny...
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Was just reading this now and thought I would share the fun:
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/funniest-parenting-tweets_l_5e592d6ec5b60102210fc9a7 Here's one of them: 8: mommy I want to study pastrami Me: why pastrami specifically? 8: I’m just super interested in the stars Me: astronomy you mean astronomy 8: pretty sure it’s pastrami |
Anonymous
| 8 is a little old to not know.... |
Anonymous
^^ missing the point. So DCUM... |
Anonymous
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I like this one best:
Taking my toddler to an NHL game tonight. Gonna tell her Elsa made the ice. |
Anonymous
| Both adorable. Please keep these coming, I need the humor. |
Anonymous
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How about this one:
My husband and I decided we don't want to have children. We will be telling them tonight. |
Anonymous
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Me: What's the first rule of cooking? 4: Don't put your hands in your butt. Me: 4: Me: Correct. These last 2 are from here: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.huffpost.com/entry/funny-parenting-tweets-2019_l_5e0107a8e4b0843d35ffd77f/amp |
Anonymous
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Here's one from our house.
4 yo: Are Aunt Larla and Cousin Larlee staying with us when they come to visit? Me: No, they can't. They're allergic to cats. Long pause... 4 yo: They can't eat cats? |