The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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Anonymous wrote:Listen, the fun of this thread is making fun of these people and Laura looks weird. She just does. Don't engage that ONE person who's saying the opposite. Of course she does drugs. She's a trump. Of course she looks like a naughty person with bad plastics, b/c she's a trump. Of course she is an unnatural color and evil in her core. It just is. Let it be. If somebody counter-argues. Ignore them. It's that simple. Now somebody post a pic of OOOsha so we can really get some drama going.

What a bizarre post. "A naughty person with bad plastics"? So strange.

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Anonymous wrote:Per our Lara Trump convo, she just tweeted this pic this afternoon. Holy shit. Girlfriend looks like she's on steroids:

That is a gross look. She was so cute before she started slicing and dicing and starving herself.

I concur that it's steroids, not starving. I don't even think it's ozempic. She always had a muscular/sporty body, and she was always into lifting heavy and working out.

To be extremely pedantic, neither HGH nor Clenbuterol are steroids.

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Anonymous wrote:Listen, the fun of this thread is making fun of these people and Laura looks weird. She just does. Don't engage that ONE person who's saying the opposite. Of course she does drugs. She's a trump. Of course she looks like a naughty person with bad plastics, b/c she's a trump. Of course she is an unnatural color and evil in her core. It just is. Let it be. If somebody counter-argues. Ignore them. It's that simple. Now somebody post a pic of OOOsha so we can really get some drama going.

+1

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Anonymous wrote:Per our Lara Trump convo, she just tweeted this pic this afternoon. Holy shit. Girlfriend looks like she's on steroids:

That is a gross look. She was so cute before she started slicing and dicing and starving herself.

I concur that it's steroids, not starving. I don't even think it's ozempic. She always had a muscular/sporty body, and she was always into lifting heavy and working out.

We have a friend at our CrossFit gym that is on roids. She is in her late fifties and has the same arms as Lara.

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Here you go. Usha on May 6th.

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Anonymous wrote:Here you go. Usha on May 6th.

The symbolism of the blooming flower is nauseating. Just like JD!

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Anonymous wrote:Here you go. Usha on May 6th.

Oh, girl. You are the best.
It's so on the nose.
Didn't she learn? Jewel tones. No black for you Mrs. Bowman. She does look very happy in all of her pregnancy pics.

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Anonymous wrote:Here you go. Usha on May 6th.

The symbolism of the blooming flower is nauseating. Just like JD!

He's expecting too! Poop babies.

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JFC all these women get boob jobs and then have no idea what necklines flatter their new giant boobs. Both of these are an absolute no.

I didn’t notice the boobs with the arm veins and man hands.

Say what you want about Lara, but she clearly lifts some heavy weights.

As someone who was a nationally ranked powerlifter it is incredible to me that MAGA- who are traditionally very pro-femme, women being in their place- has a female as the most jacked in the clique. The entire admin- except RFK and Hegseth- including Trumps family because they are part of his admin as seen in the China trip, are dough boys. Super unmasculine dough boys. I guess shes super useful because that type of muscularity is frowned upon. And I thought it was interesting she was step by step with Trump the whole trip. Eric seemed like a side piece.

I wonder if Trump is trying to mimic the royal family use of heirs. It seems very familiar to how the royal family uses the heirs.

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Anonymous wrote:Here you go. Usha on May 6th.

The symbolism of the blooming flower is nauseating. Just like JD!

He's expecting too! Poop babies.

Such a blessing to have a child that looks just like him!

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Anonymous wrote:Here you go. Usha on May 6th.

The symbolism of the blooming flower is nauseating. Just like JD!

Frumpy old lady dress. The flower cupping her boob looks weird too. She has terrible taste in clothes and husbands

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Anonymous wrote:Listen, the fun of this thread is making fun of these people and Laura looks weird. She just does. Don't engage that ONE person who's saying the opposite. Of course she does drugs. She's a trump. Of course she looks like a naughty person with bad plastics, b/c she's a trump. Of course she is an unnatural color and evil in her core. It just is. Let it be. If somebody counter-argues. Ignore them. It's that simple. Now somebody post a pic of OOOsha so we can really get some drama going.

What a bizarre post. "A naughty person with bad plastics"? So strange.

Thanks! I was going for creative vailing.

I was thinking things that if I typed them would earn me a 24 hour time out so I used naughty instead of wh0rei$h and bad plastics instead of TDS facial destruction or some such; can't remember now.

I actually like naughty person with bad plastics. It is an accurate and succinct summary of all these weirdo MAGA women.

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Anonymous wrote:Here you go. Usha on May 6th.

The symbolism of the blooming flower is nauseating. Just like JD!

Frumpy old lady dress. The flower cupping her boob looks weird too. She has terrible taste in clothes and husbands

THANK YOU I was just about to say how the F did she buy that dress with the position of the flower on her boob like that.

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Anonymous wrote:Here you go. Usha on May 6th.

The symbolism of the blooming flower is nauseating. Just like JD!

Frumpy old lady dress. The flower cupping her boob looks weird too. She has terrible taste in clothes and husbands

THANK YOU I was just about to say how the F did she buy that dress with the position of the flower on her boob like that.

I think it was on purpose and she and Katie Miller are planning some super weird and very uncomfortable instagram post about their pregnancies. I pray it doesn't hit the mainstream media or I'll go blind.

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Anonymous wrote:Here you go. Usha on May 6th.

Oh, girl. You are the best.
It's so on the nose.
Didn't she learn? Jewel tones. No black for you Mrs. Bowman. She does look very happy in all of her pregnancy pics.

I actually think she looks good in black, along with jewel tones. She's a winter. Her problem is when she tries to do warm neutrals, like camel (which just blends in with her skin) and cream (which washes her out) and that dusty pink that was god awful on her.

She looks happy bc she knows she's essentially trapped him for the rest of his career.