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Anonymous
| DH and I spent our 10th anniversary at an oceanfront hotel but it was the least romantic anniversary. He snored and plopped gas for two consecutive nights. I just couldn’t stand it. Early in the morning I tip toed to the door and went to the hotel’s deck to watch the sunrise and meditate. Please help me find a solution to these unhappy nights. |
Anonymous
| Sorry you hate your husband so much. Maybe you should find a new one. But somehow I think happiness will continue to allude you. Because it seems like you are one of those people who is not comfortable in their own skin and always thinks the grass is greener. Good luck with that, dearie. |
Anonymous
| We spent our 34th at home. Went to dinner at a local chain. Couldn't have been better. Anniversary's are one day a year.Marriage hopefully is for a lifetime. |
Anonymous
Oh...thank you dear, but let me tell you that I don’t hate. I’m just annoyed. Sleep deprivation because of these noises is not fun. |
Anonymous
I think you are a sad lonely troll. |
Anonymous
|
10th anniversary is tin or aluminum to represent the durability and flexibility needed to sustain a marriage.
Be flexible about his snoring and durable to his farts or you won’t have a tin pot to piss in 
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Anonymous
How can you make it when you are sleep deprived? |
Anonymous
| How old are you now OP? 35? 40? Good luck finding a man who doesn’t fart at that age! Especially one who wants to watch the sunrise with you in Ocean Coty in November! How sad! |
Anonymous
I may be sad But I’m not a troll Tonight I seek solutions While I listen to this rock & roll |
Anonymous
| This sounds like anytime we plan a date. My husband is a full farter as well. I suspend belief every time, but he falls asleep as soon as he sits down these days. I’m so sorry this happened for you. The sunrise bit sounds beautiful (even with no sleep) |
Anonymous
| Ever heard of ear plugs? |
Anonymous
| Sleep-aid. 1 Motrin PM with give you a good night sleep; 2 will give you a great night sleep.. |
Anonymous
I want to watch the sunrise, but I am a 55 yo lactose intolerant latte drinking cheese eater. I fart. I have no problem with it. Sharts are where you should draw the line. |
Anonymous
| Does he snore and fart at home too? If he's going to snore and fart anyway, might as well do it by the ocean for a couple of days. |
Anonymous
| Ear plugs, white noise machine, melatonin, Tylenol PM, the list of possible solutions goes on. And yet you'd rather complain. |