The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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Anonymous wrote:How do these men manage to look so bad in the outfit that most men rock. It's crazy how awkward and unattractive they look.

They all remind me of the aliens trying to pass as humans in Men in Black. Always something just a little off.

Kash Patel is an excellent example. Just waiting for some big bug to bust out of him.
J.D. Vance is like the Vincent D'onofrio character.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How do these men manage to look so bad in the outfit that most men rock. It's crazy how awkward and unattractive they look.

They all remind me of the aliens trying to pass as humans in Men in Black. Always something just a little off.

Kash Patel is an excellent example. Just waiting for some big bug to bust out of him.
J.D. Vance is like the Vincent D'onofrio character.

Agreed. This administration is like a fashion crossover of Stepford Wives and Men In Black and it just. Won't. End.

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I love Rubio's wife's dress.

Oooh, me too - that is GORGEOUS.

Rubio's wife's dress is gorgeous, agree, and she gets all the points for not having the long maga hair. It could be more of an updo but I don't even care at this point. It's not the long stupid curls so she wins the event head and shoulders above every other woman there.

Absolutely the right choice for that dress - the neckline is so interesting and the Utah curls would ruin it.

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Anonymous wrote:How do these men manage to look so bad in the outfit that most men rock. It's crazy how awkward and unattractive they look.

Can you believe that Donald Trump sold menswear at Macys?? I had a pair of Ivanka Trump pumps, they were so cute and comfy.

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Anonymous wrote:New pics of Fatty and Frumpy at the State Dinner just dropped! Look who managed to wear a clean tuxedo shirt this time!



She actually looks nice. He looks even dumpier than normal.

She looks beautiful. Men in Black character trying to copy a human describes him perfectly.

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I think it's amazing that we all know exactly what the Men in Black comment means. It's so dead-on!

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Anonymous wrote:This NYT column on how the ultra-wealthy buy their faces made me think of this thread, so here’s a gift link
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/30/opinion/plastic-surgery-rich-face.html?unlocked_article_code=1.fFA.iZSy.C9ZR78VTsGNL&smid=nytcore-ios-share

Ugh. It's so dystopian. I read Brave New World a few months ago and I realized our society is similar in some ways but actually a lot worse.

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Anonymous wrote:

photos are out. Hair and dress color different intensity than in the pic posted previously amd the collar decoration not very easy to see in the photo.

Gosh, she is really turning into her mom but not in a good way. Too many procedures is giving her face that melty look.

Enough messing with your face Ivanka!!

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photos are out. Hair and dress color different intensity than in the pic posted previously amd the collar decoration not very easy to see in the photo.

Vampira reads DCUM! She clearly posted this photo to prove she shows up in a mirror.

So funny!!

I like the color but something feels off. Like toga meets Stepford wife or something, IDK.

Now that I think about it - reminds me of what some of the women in the 1981 Clash of the Titans wore.

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Anonymous wrote:

photos are out. Hair and dress color different intensity than in the pic posted previously amd the collar decoration not very easy to see in the photo.

Absolutely stunning. I think this is one of her best looks.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

photos are out. Hair and dress color different intensity than in the pic posted previously amd the collar decoration not very easy to see in the photo.

Absolutely stunning. I think this is one of her best looks.

I actually like this too. It’s very Betty Draper during the later seasons.

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Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:

photos are out. Hair and dress color different intensity than in the pic posted previously amd the collar decoration not very easy to see in the photo.

Vampira reads DCUM! She clearly posted this photo to prove she shows up in a mirror.

So funny!!

I like the color but something feels off. Like toga meets Stepford wife or something, IDK.

Now that I think about it - reminds me of what some of the women in the 1981 Clash of the Titans wore.

lol clash of the titans. Maybe that’s why I like it. Or like original series Star Trek, but in a good way for me. I get why some people don’t like it, but compared to ivanka’s usual mess, I give this a solid A.

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More details on Camilla’s jewelry here. She really needed a different color and more simple dress that wasn’t sparkly and with another neckline to properly show these off.

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More details on Camilla’s jewelry here. She really needed a different color and more simple dress that wasn’t sparkly and with another neckline to properly show these off.

Queen Camilla's whole state dinner outfit gave "I really don't care, do u" vibes. She probably just wanted to check the box and get to NYC.

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Anonymous wrote:

photos are out. Hair and dress color different intensity than in the pic posted previously amd the collar decoration not very easy to see in the photo.

Absolutely stunning. I think this is one of her best looks.

I actually like this too. It’s very Betty Draper during the later seasons.

Betty asked to be buried in blue chiffon.

I still hate this look on Ivanka.