The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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How does any woman, or barn animal, look in the mirror and think "oh, this works"?

I think we need a set of categories for SHS. Like how some brilliant poster categorized Vanky’s fashion choices - toddler beauty pageant contestant, Russian stripper, etc. I can’t begin to think of a category this tablecloth dress would fall under, but surely one of my sisters in snark has some good ideas!

It’s farmhouse maternity casual.
I mean, I fully support any pregnant woman saying F All THiS I am wearing a muumuu and slippers to work today. But I feel like maybe she isn’t there and thinks this looks good? If she were openly saying I have no f-s to give and feel like crap — I’d like her a tiny bit more.

[Anonymous]

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Does she not have a sister? Or even one gay friend? Or a brutally honest auntie?? No one?

[Anonymous]

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Does she not have a sister? Or even one gay friend? Or a brutally honest auntie?? No one?

Can confirm, she does not have a sister.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'll give Melania this, she can rock a menswear suit.

Most definitely. She knows the cuts that work best with her body. I, for one, really like this entire look.

[Anonymous]

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😂😂😂😂

[Anonymous]

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Does she not have a sister? Or even one gay friend? Or a brutally honest auntie?? No one?

Can confirm, she does not have a sister.

I am at a lost for words.

Thankfully sarah and her mom look fine, but otherwise this is like those stupid things that pop up on your phone that show people's lunatic family photos. They must be in one of those.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I'll give Melania this, she can rock a menswear suit.

Most definitely. She knows the cuts that work best with her body. I, for one, really like this entire look.

Same. I know people get annoyed bc she wears the same shit repeatedly - coat dresses, menswear inspired suiting, blouse-pencil skirt-5" stillettos combo - but look, when you know what works for you, you know what works for you. Better to have a uniform of sorts than to wear something that looks bad.

I think 99% of the dresses in my closet are shift dresses bc that's what looks best on me.

[Anonymous]

That picture of the Huckabees is giving Murdaugh family vibes....

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:That picture of the Huckabees is giving Murdaugh family vibes....

or SNL skit.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

How does any woman, or barn animal, look in the mirror and think "oh, this works"?

I think we need a set of categories for SHS. Like how some brilliant poster categorized Vanky’s fashion choices - toddler beauty pageant contestant, Russian stripper, etc. I can’t begin to think of a category this tablecloth dress would fall under, but surely one of my sisters in snark has some good ideas!

It’s farmhouse maternity casual.
I mean, I fully support any pregnant woman saying F All THiS I am wearing a muumuu and slippers to work today. But I feel like maybe she isn’t there and thinks this looks good? If she were openly saying I have no f-s to give and feel like crap — I’d like her a tiny bit more.

I didn’t realize she was pregnant. I agree with you - this isn’t “F ALL THIS.” This seems more like “Look how cute I am!”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

How does any woman, or barn animal, look in the mirror and think "oh, this works"?

I think we need a set of categories for SHS. Like how some brilliant poster categorized Vanky’s fashion choices - toddler beauty pageant contestant, Russian stripper, etc. I can’t begin to think of a category this tablecloth dress would fall under, but surely one of my sisters in snark has some good ideas!

It’s farmhouse maternity casual.
I mean, I fully support any pregnant woman saying F All THiS I am wearing a muumuu and slippers to work today. But I feel like maybe she isn’t there and thinks this looks good? If she were openly saying I have no f-s to give and feel like crap — I’d like her a tiny bit more.

I didn’t realize she was pregnant. I agree with you - this isn’t “F ALL THIS.” This seems more like “Look how cute I am!”

she's not pregnant lol

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

How does any woman, or barn animal, look in the mirror and think "oh, this works"?

I think we need a set of categories for SHS. Like how some brilliant poster categorized Vanky’s fashion choices - toddler beauty pageant contestant, Russian stripper, etc. I can’t begin to think of a category this tablecloth dress would fall under, but surely one of my sisters in snark has some good ideas!

It’s farmhouse maternity casual.
I mean, I fully support any pregnant woman saying F All THiS I am wearing a muumuu and slippers to work today. But I feel like maybe she isn’t there and thinks this looks good? If she were openly saying I have no f-s to give and feel like crap — I’d like her a tiny bit more.

I didn’t realize she was pregnant. I agree with you - this isn’t “F ALL THIS.” This seems more like “Look how cute I am!”

she's not pregnant lol

😆😆😆
Well, now “farmhouse maternity casual” is even funnier.

[Anonymous]

Ivanka must be on here 😜

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ivanka must be on here 😜

Hah, I just came on here to post the same thing!

[Anonymous]

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Does she not have a sister? Or even one gay friend? Or a brutally honest auntie?? No one?

Can confirm, she does not have a sister.

Wow, what an unfortunate looking family.