The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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tradwife!

The monogrammed aprons are a bit much--even without the dollar sign monogram. What's up there?

And why does Jared look and dress like a little boy?

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Anonymous wrote:ALERT ALERT ALERT Mrs. Bowman is wearing LIME GREEN!

That's a great color for her.

Idk I'm kind of bored with critiquing her fashion lately because I would never critique a pregnant woman's outfit just out of principle. If it was good I would say it was good and if it was bad I wouldn't say anything. But I do maintain that she reads here or someone close to her reads here because we all said to get a color analysis and she suddenly shifted from wearing all beige to colors like this which look really good on her.

Agree that she looked good in this.
Vance's suit, however, was ill fitted.

They always are. Man dresses like shit.

Because he thinks he’s thin.
He thinks he’s an intellectual, charismatic thin guy who has razor sharp wit.

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Anonymous wrote:ALERT ALERT ALERT Mrs. Bowman is wearing LIME GREEN!

That's a great color for her.

Idk I'm kind of bored with critiquing her fashion lately because I would never critique a pregnant woman's outfit just out of principle. If it was good I would say it was good and if it was bad I wouldn't say anything. But I do maintain that she reads here or someone close to her reads here because we all said to get a color analysis and she suddenly shifted from wearing all beige to colors like this which look really good on her.

You know she's wearing green because she was meeting with the Irish on St. Patrick's Day, right?

Uh, I was joking about the fact that multiple people said she needed to do a color analysis. Relax.

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Anonymous wrote:ALERT ALERT ALERT Mrs. Bowman is wearing LIME GREEN!

That's a great color for her.

Idk I'm kind of bored with critiquing her fashion lately because I would never critique a pregnant woman's outfit just out of principle. If it was good I would say it was good and if it was bad I wouldn't say anything. But I do maintain that she reads here or someone close to her reads here because we all said to get a color analysis and she suddenly shifted from wearing all beige to colors like this which look really good on her.

Agree that she looked good in this.
Vance's suit, however, was ill fitted.

They always are. Man dresses like shit.

Because he thinks he’s thin.
He thinks he’s an intellectual, charismatic thin guy who has razor sharp wit.

He doesn't know what he wants to be. Like his wife's style, his personality is a work in progress. Except her style is getting better and he's just becoming fatter and shittier.

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I'm kind of impressed that Ivanka is still in exile. She really messed up.

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Anonymous wrote:I'm kind of impressed that Ivanka is still in exile. She really messed up.

She’s not in exile. Her husband is currently ruining the Middle East. She’s playing it cool to avoid bringing too much attention on that. Why should she tramp around the UN like last time when they can just steal whatever they want without pretending to be governmental officials?

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Anonymous wrote:I'm kind of impressed that Ivanka is still in exile. She really messed up.

She’s not in exile. Her husband is currently ruining the Middle East. She’s playing it cool to avoid bringing too much attention on that. Why should she tramp around the UN like last time when they can just steal whatever they want without pretending to be governmental officials?

Ivanka is smart. She may be the only one that manages to stay out of jail in the long run.

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She sure likes tweedy pastels(or pastel tweeds?) but I can't figure out the curve of pinpricks or whatever on her top, like where the top of her bra would be. I thought it was something splashed on my computer screen.

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Anonymous wrote:She sure likes tweedy pastels(or pastel tweeds?) but I can't figure out the curve of pinpricks or whatever on her top, like where the top of her bra would be. I thought it was something splashed on my computer screen.

That doesn’t match either. Ugh. Is it a bra malfunction? Built in bra?

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Anonymous wrote:ALERT ALERT ALERT Mrs. Bowman is wearing LIME GREEN!

That's a great color for her.

Idk I'm kind of bored with critiquing her fashion lately because I would never critique a pregnant woman's outfit just out of principle. If it was good I would say it was good and if it was bad I wouldn't say anything. But I do maintain that she reads here or someone close to her reads here because we all said to get a color analysis and she suddenly shifted from wearing all beige to colors like this which look really good on her.

No, it’s a terrible green for her.

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Not Melania. Clearly the double.

The return of Fauxlania! Someone will call us both crazy.

I also believe in Fauxlania, so that makes 3 of us.

The fingers on the faux are not long like Melania’s, and the smile is not Melania’s. It’s a faux, which is why she is wearing sunglasses at night.

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Not Melania. Clearly the double.

The return of Fauxlania! Someone will call us both crazy.

I also believe in Fauxlania, so that makes 3 of us.

The fingers on the faux are not long like Melania’s, and the smile is not Melania’s. It’s a faux, which is why she is wearing sunglasses at night.

You people are so silly.

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Not Melania. Clearly the double.

The return of Fauxlania! Someone will call us both crazy.

I also believe in Fauxlania, so that makes 3 of us.

The fingers on the faux are not long like Melania’s, and the smile is not Melania’s. It’s a faux, which is why she is wearing sunglasses at night.

You people are so silly.

We know Faux Melania when we see one! Long live this thread.

[Anonymous]

Can someone publish the recent pics of Ivanka with her new puppy from this link? The cooking pic and puppy pics are really Machiavellian.

https://parade.com/news/ivanka-trump-44-snuggles-up-to-new-family-member-alongside-kids

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Can someone publish the recent pics of Ivanka with her new puppy from this link? The cooking pic and puppy pics are really Machiavellian.

https://parade.com/news/ivanka-trump-44-snuggles-up-to-new-family-member-alongside-kids

I user her Instagram, but here you are. She must keep a photographer on retainer. Fashion wise she looks fine so I wasn't going to bother. The Parade link didn't have any photos I could find. Her Instagram is always like this, very contrived. Kids seem fine and of course Jared is a prop.

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