Why do you wait until the last minute to buy a sled?

[Anonymous]

I didn't buy a sled because all my life I've been looking for my childhood sled, "Rosebud." Strosneider's doesn't carry it. I can't tell you the pain OP has caused me by reminding me of Rosebud.

[Anonymous]

I have not bought a sled because I LIKE snow, and if I prepare for it, it will not come. If I DON"T prepare for it, we will get tons. Yes, I have that much power and influence over the cosmos. You may thank me as you're shoveling.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I didn't buy a sled because all my life I've been looking for my childhood sled, "Rosebud." Strosneider's doesn't carry it. I can't tell you the pain OP has caused me by reminding me of Rosebud.

Let's see how many others catch this gem.