Is this residency fraud?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So live in the condo at the time you sign the form. The condo will be your property, OP, to live in when you please, as you like, for private reasons.

DC laws governing school residency are poorly written and thought through, presenting you with a loophole to take advantage of, period.

And every time you fill out a field trip permission form, you will lie.

[Anonymous]

As self-righteous jerks routinely do.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So live in the condo at the time you sign the form. The condo will be your property, OP, to live in when you please, as you like, for private reasons.

DC laws governing school residency are poorly written and thought through, presenting you with a loophole to take advantage of, period.

And every time you fill out a field trip permission form, you will lie.

Of course she won't, her condo, her residency and tax docs, her tax dollars, her family in condo.

[Anonymous]

Laws are for poor people, apparently.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:As self-righteous jerks routinely do.

Truth hurts, huh?

[Anonymous]

The self-righteous jerk is obviously the Larla guy. He haunts every residency related thread, judging with a vengeance. Get a life. The truth is that OP can and should avoid her critics, and potential critics, without concern if she plays her condo cards right.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The self-righteous jerk is obviously the Larla guy. He haunts every residency related thread, judging with a vengeance. Get a life. The truth is that OP can and should avoid her critics, and potential critics, without concern if she plays her condo cards right.

So if she is rich enough to afford both places, it’s OK to game the system?

[Anonymous]

OP here. I'm actually shocked at how angry some of you seem. I guess I should go back to my current living situation where my old mother lives on her own in a rural area and I would have to get after care for my kid instead? I get that they are neighborhood schools. My kid would also walk home, just with my mother, not me. I realize the easiest solution would be to buy something giant that can fit my mother in as well, WOTP, but my husband will leave me. I am not joking. They get along great, he just won't live with her. I can't leave my mother where she lives for much longer. This was my most creative solution. I am almost offended that essentially half of you tell me I'm a thief who thinks the rich can get away with anything. You people also probably voted for Trump.

I would like to thank all of you for your responses though. I have read them all, and I am hoping no one is actually inflamed by any of this. Happy Holidays!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP here. I'm actually shocked at how angry some of you seem. I guess I should go back to my current living situation where my old mother lives on her own in a rural area and I would have to get after care for my kid instead? I get that they are neighborhood schools. My kid would also walk home, just with my mother, not me. I realize the easiest solution would be to buy something giant that can fit my mother in as well, WOTP, but my husband will leave me. I am not joking. They get along great, he just won't live with her. I can't leave my mother where she lives for much longer. This was my most creative solution. I am almost offended that essentially half of you tell me I'm a thief who thinks the rich can get away with anything. You people also probably voted for Trump.

I would like to thank all of you for your responses though. I have read them all, and I am hoping no one is actually inflamed by any of this. Happy Holidays!

Or move your mom into a place close to your kid's actual school -- the one that s/he can attend by right or lotteries into. Your two choices aren't bring your mom to the most expensive part of town to save on childcare and commit residency fraud or leave mom in the sticks and pay for aftercare. You act like you're saving your mom from some terrible fate, but you're only willing to bring her here if you can use her to get free childcare and defraud DCPS. What a mensch!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP here. I'm actually shocked at how angry some of you seem. I guess I should go back to my current living situation where my old mother lives on her own in a rural area and I would have to get after care for my kid instead? I get that they are neighborhood schools. My kid would also walk home, just with my mother, not me. I realize the easiest solution would be to buy something giant that can fit my mother in as well, WOTP, but my husband will leave me. I am not joking. They get along great, he just won't live with her. I can't leave my mother where she lives for much longer. This was my most creative solution. I am almost offended that essentially half of you tell me I'm a thief who thinks the rich can get away with anything. You people also probably voted for Trump.

I would like to thank all of you for your responses though. I have read them all, and I am hoping no one is actually inflamed by any of this. Happy Holidays!

That's what the councilmembers said when they saw the reaction to Antwan Wilson's boundary fraud before they shitcanned him. This is a huge deal to the residents of DC.

p.s. Accusing residents of the District of Columbia of voting for Trump is now the center square on my DCUM bingo dumb phrases bingo card.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP here. I'm actually shocked at how angry some of you seem. I guess I should go back to my current living situation where my old mother lives on her own in a rural area and I would have to get after care for my kid instead? I get that they are neighborhood schools. My kid would also walk home, just with my mother, not me. I realize the easiest solution would be to buy something giant that can fit my mother in as well, WOTP, but my husband will leave me. I am not joking. They get along great, he just won't live with her. I can't leave my mother where she lives for much longer. This was my most creative solution. I am almost offended that essentially half of you tell me I'm a thief who thinks the rich can get away with anything. You people also probably voted for Trump.

I would like to thank all of you for your responses though. I have read them all, and I am hoping no one is actually inflamed by any of this. Happy Holidays!

Sure, OP. There's no condos in the neighborhood where you actually live. Funny how the only condo you can find is in Ward 3.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP here. I'm actually shocked at how angry some of you seem. I guess I should go back to my current living situation where my old mother lives on her own in a rural area and I would have to get after care for my kid instead? I get that they are neighborhood schools. My kid would also walk home, just with my mother, not me. I realize the easiest solution would be to buy something giant that can fit my mother in as well, WOTP, but my husband will leave me. I am not joking. They get along great, he just won't live with her. I can't leave my mother where she lives for much longer. This was my most creative solution. I am almost offended that essentially half of you tell me I'm a thief who thinks the rich can get away with anything. You people also probably voted for Trump.

I would like to thank all of you for your responses though. I have read them all, and I am hoping no one is actually inflamed by any of this. Happy Holidays!

Or move your mom into a place close to your kid's actual school -- the one that s/he can attend by right or lotteries into. Your two choices aren't bring your mom to the most expensive part of town to save on childcare and commit residency fraud or leave mom in the sticks and pay for aftercare. You act like you're saving your mom from some terrible fate, but you're only willing to bring her here if you can use her to get free childcare and defraud DCPS. What a mensch!

Ding ding ding!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP here. I'm actually shocked at how angry some of you seem. I guess I should go back to my current living situation where my old mother lives on her own in a rural area and I would have to get after care for my kid instead? I get that they are neighborhood schools. My kid would also walk home, just with my mother, not me. I realize the easiest solution would be to buy something giant that can fit my mother in as well, WOTP, but my husband will leave me. I am not joking. They get along great, he just won't live with her. I can't leave my mother where she lives for much longer. This was my most creative solution. I am almost offended that essentially half of you tell me I'm a thief who thinks the rich can get away with anything. You people also probably voted for Trump.

I would like to thank all of you for your responses though. I have read them all, and I am hoping no one is actually inflamed by any of this. Happy Holidays!

Or move your mom into a place close to your kid's actual school -- the one that s/he can attend by right or lotteries into. Your two choices aren't bring your mom to the most expensive part of town to save on childcare and commit residency fraud or leave mom in the sticks and pay for aftercare. You act like you're saving your mom from some terrible fate, but you're only willing to bring her here if you can use her to get free childcare and defraud DCPS. What a mensch!

This. Your "creative" solution involves committing perjury. Why not buy a condo or rent an apartment for your mother near your kid's school? That would be the obvious solution, unless your actual goal is to get your kid into a WOTP neighborhood school without having to live WOTP or play the lottery.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

This. Your "creative" solution involves committing perjury. Why not buy a condo or rent an apartment for your mother near your kid's school? That would be the obvious solution, unless your actual goal is to get your kid into a WOTP neighborhood school without having to live WOTP or play the lottery.

You nailed it!

[Anonymous]

Can’t believe OP came back with that weak sauce instead of just owning it.