Which Late night host secretly fathered twins?

[Anonymous]

I know I should be happy that it seems this was fake but I spent way too much time thinking about who it would be and now it's just nothing!

You can't even rely on blinds anymore. The world is totally unmoored.

[Anonymous]

Not news enough to break yet?

Assume it’s not Fallon since that wouldn’t be surprising and would have come out by now.

Actually I don’t care at all. Are they owning it and supporting the family they fathered? Great, please continue on.