Why do men choose the toilet as their preferred spot for alone time?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What DOES it feel like to have your junk dangling in the toilet??? I mean ... odd. I find men's anatomy odd. Pleasing sometimes. But still silly.

It's like having any part of your body dipped in cold water. Not very enjoyable.

I'm less grossed out by it if it's my toilet at home than a toilet at work or, worst of all, a public toilet. Gotta hold the junk carefully out of the way to make sure that doesn't happen. And there's the issue of morning wood poking into the porcelain at the front of the toilet, I hate that.