Swine Flu Conspiracy Theory

[Anonymous]

I jumped the fence, no H1N1 flu vaccine for myself or my family. I am getting off this train and calling BS on the government. It all makes sense now. This is one of many articles that you can google explaining how fucked up our government is. http://www.prisonplanet.com/swine-flu-attack-likely-a-beta-test.html

NOOOOO THANK YOU!

[Anonymous]

Ha-An Alex Jones fan in DC? That's awesome. I've been listening to AJ for years. In the closet.

[Anonymous]

I think this post is a crafty, reverse psychology ploy by OP, who really WANTS The H1N1 vaccine, and just doesn't feel like standing in line.

[Anonymous]

OP HERE-I would actually be bumped to the front of the line as I am pregnant and have a 4 year old. So thank you.

[Anonymous]

The pregnancy explains why you've stopped taking your antipsychotic meds.

[Anonymous]

Ha! Thanks for posting, OP. I love conspiracy theories. They go so far in explaining why the world fails to advance, despite the good will and raw intelligence we have at our disposal. Just mention that Bayer was caught shipping HIV-flavored aspirin, and all rational people throw up their hands in surrender.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ha! Thanks for posting, OP. I love conspiracy theories. They go so far in explaining why the world fails to advance, despite the good will and raw intelligence we have at our disposal. Just mention that Bayer was caught shipping HIV-flavored aspirin, and all rational people throw up their hands in surrender.

LOL. Thanks for this.

[Anonymous]

Did you hear the one about the vaccine actually being a mass sterilization program? Or that it has a gps tracking chip in it?

[Anonymous]

I hear you, 13:35. I'm affixing aluminum foil to my left shoulder right now. They can't track GPS through foil. You have to crinkle it though to scatter the satellite beams.

As for the sterilization part, awesome. We can ditch the birth control. Thx!

[Anonymous]

13:35 here, as if the gov't wants to sterilize us. Are you kidding? They need us to have lots of babies so they can grow up to pay all our national debt, social security, bail outs, etc.....

[Anonymous]

13:35 again, not direct at you 13:47, just rolling my eyes at the conspiracy theorists

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Did you hear the one about the vaccine actually being a mass sterilization program? Or that it has a gps tracking chip in it?

I thought it had a mind control drug in it.