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- I like Bath + Body Works Candles, tacky scents like hot cocoa and pumpkin pecan waffles
- I put ice in my white wine when it’s hot outside - I like to eat in bed on a tray while watching tv when my dh travels and kids are in bed - I read Disney blogs of people doing all the cheesy things like wearing ridiculous merch and wish I could be like that |
You are trash |
| I don’t wipe my ass after taking a dump |
| We rent KOA cabins on vacation. |
This isn’t trashy! You always see old rich people being served trays in their rooms in British period films. I imagine you don’t have the servant, though, more’s the pity
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Yeah, that’s called “breakfast in bed” and it’s a luxury! |
Only women. Never men. And rule was only married women. And it was always more theoretical than real in practice. It's remarkably awkward. |
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I have 2 kids from 2 different fathers, both conceived out of wedlock accidentally. Married baby daddy #1, divorced, didn’t marry baby daddy #2.
My kids are very obviously different ethnicities so a lot of people comment “why do they look so different?” Bih please, you know exactly why and just want me to say it. Currently dating a man I adore and am seriously considering having a third kid with, despite me swearing off men and more kids. Best part is he’s yet a different ethnicity, so it’ll really bring up a lot of nosy questions. Looking forward to causing some pearl clutching. |
| Also had a child “out of wedlock” 😆 |
| some of my underwear has tiny holes and elastic is breaking down. |
Once a woman reaches a certain age, they need someone to do their feet. Most of the women I see getting manicures at the salon are over 65. |
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| I have subscriptions to Powerball and MegaMillions. |
Nasty can be fun. Good for them! |
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