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My Wife is Addicted - Please Help
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Anonymous
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It was 11 pm and I patiently waited unseen in the dark hallway leading to our computer room. My wife was where I expected her to be - sitting at our computer, reading and sporadically typing, with an occasional gasp, moan, expression of contempt or joy or some comment like "honey, would you believe someone wrote about their five year old being a racist?" I waited and waited and then I saw my chance - She got up from her seat for a rare trip to the bathroom. I sprung into action, sneaked into the computer room, sat down and I somehow figured out how to write this post. I am typing fast because she will be back before I know it and return to her 20 hour/day habit of reading this website. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I am pleading for help! Shut this thing down now!. My kids are barely getting fed because my wife can't wait to get to the computer and hit refresh and see what some knucklehead wrote in response to one of her posts. My back is hurting because of the 50 times a day she pulls me kicking and screaming to the computer to look over her shoulder to read about this or that. Who cares what private school has the best hotdogs for lunch or what color Flinstone vitaman is best for a 2 year old? The toilet just flushed - she will be back very soon. Please help me. A Concerned Husband |
Anonymous
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Tell her to get off the computer so you can look at some porn so you can please yourself because SHE ISN'T DOING IT!
Tell her to get a life and that her kids are only going to be little for so long and to gobble it up while she can, there will be plenty of time for surfing the net and dcum when they're in school. |
Anonymous
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Oh so you think she won't read this? LOL
I guess you're a troll. Or a husband who is not getting enough sex just because DW is spending some extra time online LOL |
Anonymous
| My husband could write the same post. |
Anonymous
| crazy people!!! get a life!! |
Anonymous
Says the person checking AND REPLYING to this post at midnight on a sat night. Yes, just like me. |
Anonymous
I just wanted to say that your post is so well written. I really enjoyed reading it. |
Anonymous
| Are you satisfying her sexually? DCUM is my replacement for sex. It is better than an affair. |
Anonymous
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Hear, hear!
If you were a *real* man she'd be satisfied in bed and asking for more. |
Anonymous
what a mean person u are!!! |
Anonymous
that's why u are in the computer because your husband doesn't satisfy you????? |
Anonymous
I just asked mine if it was him! |
Anonymous
| Fire the computer immediately. |
Anonymous
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This post is great. And, he is clearly making a parady out of his wife's DCUM habit. I am sure his wife cracked up when she read it.
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Anonymous
| parody, right? |