RHOBH

[Anonymous]

Tip for women who wear short dresses and no underwear:

There could be an unintentional oops moment on your part when you forgot to cross your legs while sitting across from someone who may not help but see. Not blaming you, it happens. If this is too much for you to handle, then never go without the undies. There are vast selections of white and nude seamless undies on the market. If the oops is more embarrassing than the possible pantyline, then you know what to do.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Tip for women who wear short dresses and no underwear:

There could be an unintentional oops moment on your part when you forgot to cross your legs while sitting across from someone who may not help but see. Not blaming you, it happens. If this is too much for you to handle, then never go without the undies. There are vast selections of white and nude seamless undies on the market. If the oops is more embarrassing than the possible pantyline, then you know what to do.

Tip for anyone who sees an unintentional flash of vagina:

Quietly and discreetly let the person know. If you don't feel comfortable doing so, simply look away. In either case, never mention it again, either to the person or to a third party.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Tip for women who wear short dresses and no underwear:

There could be an unintentional oops moment on your part when you forgot to cross your legs while sitting across from someone who may not help but see. Not blaming you, it happens. If this is too much for you to handle, then never go without the undies. There are vast selections of white and nude seamless undies on the market. If the oops is more embarrassing than the possible pantyline, then you know what to do.

Tip for anyone who sees an unintentional flash of vagina:

Quietly and discreetly let the person know. If you don't feel comfortable doing so, simply look away. In either case, never mention it again, either to the person or to a third party.

+1. So much better than women smugly judging other women for their choices.

[Anonymous]

Obviously Erica doesn't mind people looking at her body. I think she minds bc she feels PK was suggesting that she was flashing him over and over again to seduce him. I highly doubt that PL saw anything once much less over and over again like he said. If so, we would have seen footage of him looking up her dress all night.

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Anonymous wrote:Yuck. I dislike the tone of this conversation about Ericka. You are all victim blaming her. What you are doing is no better than people who say a woman was raped because of the way she dressed.

It's one thing when Ericka chooses to dress in a provocative way -- that is her choice. It's completely different when someone else looks up her dress and then proceeds to gossip about it to everyone.

Um, what? No one has raped Erika. Someone saw up her dress because she chose to wear no underwear. I've made the same choice before, but I make very sure not to wear a dress that barely covers my private parts when sitting. Regardless, if someone *did* see up my dress, and then gossiped about it to everyone, I would be irritated, but it would never occur to me to take it as far as Erika has chosen to. She has completely blown this silly situation into something absurd. I'm actually surprised, because in the past she has seemed so levelheaded. Oh, and also, she doesn't seem to have any problem with spreading her legs for all to see when in costume.

I don't buy this BS about her "not being in her stage persona" when this happened. Her stage persona and her "real" persona are one in the same, and it's disingenuous to pretend otherwise. She uses "Erika Jayne" as an excuse to act the way she really feels inside. To say she's pretending is just silly.

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Anonymous wrote:Kim was home schooled on set and never really had much formal or legitimate education. She also spent the majority of her life intoxicated. Bottom line, she's dumb as a box of rocks. She's got as many brain cells left as a bald man has hair follicles. She's a female Gary Coleman or Corey Feldman (or Haim). She has a stunted emotional and social development. It's cringe-worthy to watch her do that baby voice and batting eyes, as a haggard old grandmother. As dumb and bitchy as she is, I fee bad for her. She doesn't know any better. It makes me want to pat her on the head and say "bless your heart."

OMG, what a mean thing to say. She's got her quirks, for sure - but to say she's "dumb as a box of rocks"? Whatever her faults, she's clearly a nicer person than Rinna. And you.

NP. She seems pretty dumb to me too. How is that any meaner than anything else people are saying on this thread?

Fact is Kim has struggled to stay sober her whole adult life and probably won't stay sober this time either and eventually it very well may kill her and no it's not kind of Rinna to point that shit out and she should just keep her mouth shut. However, I don't think Rinna is saying anything that's not true. I think if Kim Richards REALLY had a problem with her sobriety being questioned on national television she would get the hell off this show. Which she clearly has zero intention of doing, sadly for all of us who are stuck watching her.

So, let's get this straight. You see nothing wrong with the ugly - and UNTRUE - things Rinna has said about Kim, but think people who agree that Erika is making *way* too much over the underwear situation are "victim blaming" her? Frankly, I think if Erika REALLY had a problem with people looking at her private parts, she wouldn't be spread-eagle on stage, film, and video. Give me a break.

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Anonymous wrote:Yuck. I dislike the tone of this conversation about Ericka. You are all victim blaming her. What you are doing is no better than people who say a woman was raped because of the way she dressed.

It's one thing when Ericka chooses to dress in a provocative way -- that is her choice. It's completely different when someone else looks up her dress and then proceeds to gossip about it to everyone.

Completely. I am totally grossed out by the turn of this conversation about Erica. No wonder Trump won.

You're actually bringing politics into this? But somehow your moral outrage doesn't apply to Erika and her explicit poses for all to see? Interesting.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Tip for women who wear short dresses and no underwear:

There could be an unintentional oops moment on your part when you forgot to cross your legs while sitting across from someone who may not help but see. Not blaming you, it happens. If this is too much for you to handle, then never go without the undies. There are vast selections of white and nude seamless undies on the market. If the oops is more embarrassing than the possible pantyline, then you know what to do.

+100
This is not rocket science, ladies.

[Anonymous]

There are two truths that came to light during this season of the RHOBH. PP is one impressive lump of grossness and Dorito has the worst stylist this planet has ever seen. Can we discuss the golden goose poop hair style with greasy stiff hair hanging in the back? Any thoughts on her crazy pony tail that made her entire head look egg shaped? Does anyone like her racoon inspired eye liner?

Here's to Bravo finding one or two more interesting cast mates for the show.

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Droit thought she looked like a goddess with that golden goose poo in her hair. I was totally baffled. It looked like a joke.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:There are two truths that came to light during this season of the RHOBH. PP is one impressive lump of grossness and Dorito has the worst stylist this planet has ever seen. Can we discuss the golden goose poop hair style with greasy stiff hair hanging in the back? Any thoughts on her crazy pony tail that made her entire head look egg shaped? Does anyone like her racoon inspired eye liner?

Here's to Bravo finding one or two more interesting cast mates for the show.

IF they significantly reduce PK, I could do another season of Dorit. That, to me, would be preferable to getting a new dud like Witchypoo.

[Anonymous]

The whole absurd pantygate ridiculousness has made me actually like Dorit. Being the new kid on the block has it's challenges and she navigated the murky waters of the housewives personalities quite nicely.

She's well mannered and her composure throughout was great whereas Erika does not even understand basic social graces. She fakes behind her "hard life" and supposed stage persona. She seems actually incredibly jealous of Dorit who has a career, a family and a husband that is her best friend. Erika has the glam squad she pays to be her friends to fill the void of her absent husband and she has "Erika Jayne".

The reunion looked like the Erika and Rinna show. They both just kept up their acts and helped spur each other along the whole time. Two peas in a pod.

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Anonymous wrote:I used to feel sympathy for Kim but that bunny shit was a low blow.

Come on. The bunny wasn't THAT bad

It was super crass and tacky. Kim did it to get attention and humiliate Lisa. Her bullshit reason for giving the gift back was laughable.

So what if she did. Rinna has been trying to humiliate Kim for years on the show, and people have given rinna pass after pass

This, exactly. Rinna saw nothing wrong with saying Kim was "near death and mostly sober," or that Kyle was her enabler. She said these awful, awful things to Eden, and then claimed she didn't remember saying them, which of course is complete BS!! Come on people - what she did to Kim, repeatedly, was horrible. As far as I'm concerned, Kim deserved her own mean moment. The fact Rinna was fake crying and making a big deal out of the bunny's return was so silly. It was a stupid ploy for the viewers' sympathy. Which, according to this thread, worked.

During 'bunny gate' at the reunion, Kim acted in a tacky manner, which you could see Kyle thought was off, then Kyle immediately enabled Kim. I think Rinna is right that Kim is only 'mostly sober'.

Dorit's panty giving was a completely mean-girl move wrapped up in passive-agressive behavior. The wide-eyed "I was only kidding' is classic for a PA. Erika sees through that BS.

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Anonymous wrote:The whole absurd pantygate ridiculousness has made me actually like Dorit. Being the new kid on the block has it's challenges and she navigated the murky waters of the housewives personalities quite nicely.

She's well mannered and her composure throughout was great whereas Erika does not even understand basic social graces. She fakes behind her "hard life" and supposed stage persona. She seems actually incredibly jealous of Dorit who has a career, a family and a husband that is her best friend. Erika has the glam squad she pays to be her friends to fill the void of her absent husband and she has "Erika Jayne".

The reunion looked like the Erika and Rinna show. They both just kept up their acts and helped spur each other along the whole time. Two peas in a pod.

Agreed. FWIW, I even liked her golden head plate. I think Dorit is a fine addition to the show and can hold her own without being boring.

[Anonymous]

Last night's third part reunion was so boring.

The only fun part was watching Eileen finally tell dopey Kim what an asshole she is and the dumbstruck look on Kim's face as she stumbled around searching for a response. I can't stand Kim and she brings out the worst in Kyle.