Just for Laughs: Top College Personalities

[Anonymous]

My son found this on Reddit's College subforum and shared it with me. I laughed often, though maybe a few things were confusing (sign of me getting lost with the times ) Warning- has occasional profanity here and there

https://www.reddit.com/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/676e7n/college_personalities_masterpost/

Some assorted gems--

Brown: They would have went to Berkeley, but Mother insisted on an Ivy. Blue hair, red flannel, white skin. They've got universal pass fail but it's taboo to take advantage of the system.

UChicago: Will fight the Ivies on sight. Very good at Econ and Law, working on everything else. An intense classical "core" curriculum. Have your weekly panic attack in a stunning glass egg-inspired library. "If you study hard enough you can become God."

USC: Mom and Dad weren't rich enough to buy a spot at Yale, so here we are.

Oberlin: What conservatives think liberals act like. Giant blue spot in the middle of a red sea. They're probably angry they're surrounded by corn.

Feel free to use this thread to post a depreciating, mostly stereotypical account of any college!

[Anonymous]

Tufts was listed with the LACs?

I like humor but I found the list juvenile and not very funny. Tried too hard and didn’t really get the essence of many of the colleges.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Tufts was listed with the LACs?

I like humor but I found the list juvenile and not very funny. Tried too hard and didn’t really get the essence of many of the colleges.

+1, yawn.