Baby girl named Eclipse

[Anonymous]

A baby girl born today in South Carolina, hours before the total solar eclipse, has been legally named Eclipse.

Eclipse Alizabeth Eubanks came into the world at 8:04 a.m. weighing 6 pounds, 3 ounces and measuring 19 inches long, Greenville Memorial Hospital in Greenville, South Carolina, confirmed to ABC News.

https://www.yahoo.com/gma/baby-girl-named-eclipse-born-sc-day-total-181604076--abc-news-parenting.html

[Anonymous]

Dear god please don't let her grow up to be a lady of the night.

[Anonymous]

Well her middle name is Alizabeth so her parents were going to screw up naming her no matter what they did. At least "Eclipse" has a backstory.

[Anonymous]

She has to live with that name forever. Bless her heart.

She's less than 24-hours old and already has a college nickname: Tipsy Clipsy.

[Anonymous]

Poor girl never had a chance.

[Anonymous]

Eclipse wouldn't be my choice, but I've heard worse. The only thing I really don't like is the spelling "Alizabeth." I suppose they didn't want her initials to be EEE for some reason?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Poor girl never had a chance.

Mom has a tit tattoo and an eyebrow piercing....I'm not expecting much.

[Anonymous]

I actually don't hate this, and I'm usually in the no-unique-names-EVAH! chorus. I have more of a problem with "Alizabeth" and with how "Eclipse" works with the last name than I do with the actual name "Eclipse."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Eclipse wouldn't be my choice, but I've heard worse. The only thing I really don't like is the spelling "Alizabeth." I suppose they didn't want her initials to be EEE for some reason?

Wouldn't want to saddle the kid with a matchy-matchy name, so Eclipse Alizabeth it is!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Poor girl never had a chance.

Mom has a tit tattoo and an eyebrow piercing....I'm not expecting much.

I want to tell you you're wrong for making assumptions about people but....

Yea, you're right.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Eclipse wouldn't be my choice, but I've heard worse. The only thing I really don't like is the spelling "Alizabeth." I suppose they didn't want her initials to be EEE for some reason?

I'd rather hang out with people who name their baby Eclipse Alizabeth than people who make nasty anonymous on-line comments about people who name their baby Eclipse Alizabeth.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Eclipse wouldn't be my choice, but I've heard worse. The only thing I really don't like is the spelling "Alizabeth." I suppose they didn't want her initials to be EEE for some reason?

I'm more offended by Alizabeth. E3 would be a cute nickname.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Eclipse wouldn't be my choice, but I've heard worse. The only thing I really don't like is the spelling "Alizabeth." I suppose they didn't want her initials to be EEE for some reason?

I'd rather hang out with people who name their baby Eclipse Alizabeth than people who make nasty anonymous on-line comments about people who name their baby Eclipse Alizabeth.

Have at it.

[Anonymous]

In an archive, I came across a newspaper article about a baby girl born in Baltimore when the Orioles were in the World Series: Orioletta. I kind of like event names.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:In an archive, I came across a newspaper article about a baby girl born in Baltimore when the Orioles were in the World Series: Orioletta. I kind of like event names.

Areola what now?