Joke about a dentist and a banker:

[Anonymous]

A Swedish dentist walks into a bank on his day off from work and goes up to the banker, who's Jewish, and talks to him in his Swedish accent.

Dentist: I'd like to make a with a withdrawal.

Banker: Are you Swedish?

Dentist: I am, but why does that matter?

Banker: Well, I'm sorry to tell you this, but we don't serve the Swedish.

Dentist: What do you have against the Swedish?

Banker: You people conquered America.

Dentist: That wasn't the Swedish, that was the British!

Banker: British, Swedish, Finnish, Danish. You're all the same to me.

The dentist walks out of the bank, fuming. The next day, he goes back to his job at the Dentist's office, still furious about how he was treated the day before. Later in the day, in walks the Jewish banker who refused to let him make a withdrawal.

Banker: I'd like to get checked for cavities.

Dentist: Sorry, we don't serve Jews.

Banker: Why do you have against Jews?

Dentist: You people sank the titanic.

Banker: That wasn't the Jews. That was an iceberg.

Dentist: Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg. You're all the same to me.