What do your kids want to name THEIR future children?

Anonymous
DD wants to name her future DD May. It will be short for Mayonnaise, because she thinks when her daughter screws up, it will be fun to yell "Damnit, mayonnaise!"

Yesterday she was pretending and named her imaginary twin sons Clyde and Jim. (Clyde was her favorite. I told her based on what she named him I would not have guessed that.)
Anonymous
Normal names.
Biblical names are always a safe choice--we're not even religious, but they are just "safe" and classic.
Anonymous
Just asked my four year old boy. He wants 8 kids. He likes the following names:

Sally
Noah
Matthew
Hayley
Natalie
Maddie
Nate
Alan

No clue where he got these names.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Just asked my four year old boy. He wants 8 kids. He likes the following names:

Sally
Noah
Matthew
Hayley
Natalie
Maddie
Nate
Alan

No clue where he got these names.


Probably his favorite friends at school?
Anonymous
Bobby, but she's 17 months and Bobby means baby. But I swear I have a grandchild already, kid spends all day tending to Bobby the baby.
Anonymous
Moira - kind of odd. The only time I've heard this name is in the Handmaid's Tale.
Isaac
Anonymous
My 7yo wants me to name her sister after all the Lego friends. When I said no, she said she'd name her own kids that.
Anonymous
My kid wants to name her kid Isabella

Yeah, cause we need more of THOSE in the world

Blah
Anonymous
"Nanny" after her nanny!
Anonymous
Rosie
Anonymous
I hope my son outgrows his plan to name his child Chicken Nugget.
Anonymous
Pat and Jen.
Anonymous
My 7 year old doesn't want kids because he said that means you have to put this (pointing at his crotch) in that (pointed to his sister's).
Anonymous
Mayonnaise is the winner. Dammit!
Anonymous
DS said he's not getting a job so he can play with his kids all day, and he is naming them after his trains: Percy, Stewart, James, Skarloey, Toby, Gordon, and Cranky. And then he continued to name 24 more trains. That's a lot of kids!!
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