channelling your mom

[Anonymous]

As my children get older (and I do too), I find myself channelling my mom more and more often. For example, earlier today my daughter and I were leaving Starbucks and she was trying to carry her drink, my drink, plus our change -- two dollar bills, which she was holding between her teeth. "Yuck!," I said, "you don't know where that money's been. Take that out of you mouth." So, I'm wondering what other DCUMs say that your mom -- or dad -- used to say?

[Anonymous]

Hopefully nothing. If I start sounding like my mother I think I'll kill myself. (We don't get along too well.)

[Anonymous]

Seriously, if I find myself channeling my mother I will take a flier off the Wilson Bridge. I hope I am not nearly as selfish.

[Anonymous]

I wish I could channel my mom - I have no idea how she was so patient!