Should I pick up the poo

[Anonymous]

So I was out running and had a sudden urge to go really really bad. I tried my best but just could not make it home. I was cutting through a neighbor's lawn to my house where it just sort of came out of my shorts. I felt really bad but nobody saw me since it was super early. Well I came home from work today and there was a sign shaming a big dog owner and saying they had video evidence. Clearly they don't since they would have seen me. Should I go and pick it up tomorrow morning?

[Anonymous]

Only if you have a dog, ffs

[Anonymous]

Yeah, sure.

[Anonymous]

Start carrying bags with ypu

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So I was out running and had a sudden urge to go really really bad. I tried my best but just could not make it home. I was cutting through a neighbor's lawn to my house where it just sort of came out of my shorts. I felt really bad but nobody saw me since it was super early. Well I came home from work today and there was a sign shaming a big dog owner and saying they had video evidence. Clearly they don't since they would have seen me. Should I go and pick it up tomorrow morning?

Yes, and maybe leave a little note saying 'sorry' AND that it WASN'T the big dog owner so the homeowner doesn't keep him/her on blast for the next year or two.

[Anonymous]

Yes of course.

But seriously human poop and dog poop look nothing alike

[Anonymous]

Troll. But hilarious troll.

[Anonymous]

I remember his same thing from about a year ago. Fail

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I remember his same thing from about a year ago. Fail

+1

I checked the timestamp to see if someone had received an old thread. Nope, just trolling.

[Anonymous]

That's quite a story.

[Anonymous]

I pooped in their yard and had to grab letters from their mailbox to wipe

Felt so bad.

True story.

A couple of friends said the same thing back when they were running in their 20s. I know, bad stuff.