Coach Dates a Mom

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Was the Coach any good?

Probably just a very direct and physical style without any technique or vision for developing greatness

everyone knows size and speed win

Our coach likes a lot of build up before the shot. He likes to build from the back.

[Anonymous]

This is stomach churningly gross!! The coaches at our club are babies themselves or older and haggard and all the parents are haggard too. Next time I need to lose my appetite I will remember this thread.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This is stomach churningly gross!! The coaches at our club are babies themselves or older and haggard and all the parents are haggard too. Next time I need to lose my appetite I will remember this thread.

You should switch clubs. Coaches and parents are all hotties.

[Anonymous]

If you have a female coach how do find out which team she plays for?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This is stomach churningly gross!! The coaches at our club are babies themselves or older and haggard and all the parents are haggard too. Next time I need to lose my appetite I will remember this thread.

But you’re a parent at the club where “all the parents are haggard”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is stomach churningly gross!! The coaches at our club are babies themselves or older and haggard and all the parents are haggard too. Next time I need to lose my appetite I will remember this thread.

But you’re a parent at the club where “all the parents are haggard”

Hey, some people are honest.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Whoever started this thread needs to write a pilot and pitch it to Netflix. I have no idea if you can write or develop a show, but that title looks like it is straight from Bravo or Lifetime.

In the Bravo version, obviously the storyline should revolve around jealous team moms. Lifetime version, coach turns out to be Jeffrey Dahmer...you could even pitch a BEIN version, where Mom realizes she knows more about footy than coach and is in a constant state of terror about the state of US soccer.

There is a romance novel called Wait For It by Maria Zapata (available on kindle unlimited I think) with this plot (until you got to the Jeffrey Dahmer thing). Hot father figure coach, jealous moms, sweet kids...there really should be a movie like this.

Ha ha - maybe they’ll introduce the Dahmer theme if the ratings start to drop.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Was the Coach any good?

He screamed a lot.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Was the Coach any good?

Probably just a very direct and physical style without any technique or vision for developing greatness

everyone knows size and speed win

Our coach likes a lot of build up before the shot. He likes to build from the back.

I wasn’t accustomed to his style of play.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Was the Coach any good?

He screamed a lot.

someone has to keep the spectators in line

[Anonymous]

Is it Stacey’s mom?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Is it Stacey’s mom?

She’s got it going on

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I should have added the coach is married

The mom’s exhusband is banger the coaches wife. He plays direct.

[Anonymous]

At least people are scoring

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This is stomach churningly gross!! The coaches at our club are babies themselves or older and haggard and all the parents are haggard too. Next time I need to lose my appetite I will remember this thread.

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