Millie's MILF-ies - OUCH

[Anonymous]

Sounds like this hit a little to close to home for a lot of ya'll.

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Anonymous wrote:I had to look up Goyard. To continue the Mean Girls theme, these are some fugly bags. I did get a chuckle from the website's statement, "We do not engage in e-commerce in any way."

Same - looked it up wondering if they were cute. No.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I had to look up Goyard. To continue the Mean Girls theme, these are some fugly bags. I did get a chuckle from the website's statement, "We do not engage in e-commerce in any way."

Same - looked it up wondering if they were cute. No.

And the bags are cotton!!!!!

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Anonymous wrote:I’ve always assumed that many DCUM posters (and definitely the ones that go to Millie’s) are the same ones that used to post on LateNightShots and go to Smith Point and the Rookery. It’s amusing how little things have changed in the last 15 years or so.

That’s exactly what it is.

There's a distinction between those posters who occasionally go for dinner with the family (which is pretty much everyone in the area) and those who frequently hang out at the bar.

FWIW, the best thing at Millie's is the take-out taco box.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:No 41 year old woman should talk like this:

“[Depending on] where they’re coming from or what time of day, they’re going to be in like, their Lululemon uniform or they’re going to be in their more dressed-up way,” says a 41-year-old woman who lives in Georgetown and goes to Millie’s at least once a month.

“They’ll have like, their Golden Goose sneakers on or their little fringed-bottom jeans and a T-shirt and like, you know, a crossbody Hermès Evelyne bag or something. That’s like the uniform.”

She pauses. “It’s so casual, but even when you’re dressed like you’re not trying, you’re still trying, you know what I mean? Like, you know you’re wearing sneakers, but they’re $500 sneakers, you know?”

Oh man, they do. The workout class references were spot on. Go to any pricey, boutique fitness studio between 9 and noon on a workday and seem them in action, taking selfies and boomerangs and blowing kisses into the phone camera.

[Anonymous]

Everyone wishes they were a milfie

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:No 41 year old woman should talk like this:

“[Depending on] where they’re coming from or what time of day, they’re going to be in like, their Lululemon uniform or they’re going to be in their more dressed-up way,” says a 41-year-old woman who lives in Georgetown and goes to Millie’s at least once a month.

“They’ll have like, their Golden Goose sneakers on or their little fringed-bottom jeans and a T-shirt and like, you know, a crossbody Hermès Evelyne bag or something. That’s like the uniform.”

She pauses. “It’s so casual, but even when you’re dressed like you’re not trying, you’re still trying, you know what I mean? Like, you know you’re wearing sneakers, but they’re $500 sneakers, you know?”

Oh man, they do. The workout class references were spot on. Go to any pricey, boutique fitness studio between 9 and noon on a workday and seem them in action, taking selfies and boomerangs and blowing kisses into the phone camera.

The ladies I see at Millie’s seem too old for that.

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Anonymous wrote:From the Washingtonian - yikes. I mean, I go there a bunch and it's a scene, but this seems exaggerated...

https://www.washingtonian.com/2019/10/08/this-dc-restaurant-is-full-of-goyard-totes-and-500-sneakers-our-brave-reporter-journeys-into-the-dark-heart-of-judgey-moms-in-range-rovers/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=this-dc-restaurant-is-full-of-goyard-totes-and-500-sneakers-our-brave-reporter-journeys-into-the-dark-heart-of-judgey-moms-in-range-rovers&fbclid=IwAR2aJrtz4wSr0k5XzYJz3Pao0vqOHruzCx63MdzOlCfHEKT2QlCNNdKdt7E

So curious, which neighborhood is richer- Spring Valley, Bethesda, or McLean?

[Anonymous]

Having been there a few times, I did feel uncomfortable because the crowd is Spring Valley, but what stopped me from returning was the food.

[Anonymous]

Strange. The print version in the October issue of Washingtonian skews much more favorable and balanced. I don’t understand why the online version took such a nasty attitude.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:From the Washingtonian - yikes. I mean, I go there a bunch and it's a scene, but this seems exaggerated...

https://www.washingtonian.com/2019/10/08/this-dc-restaurant-is-full-of-goyard-totes-and-500-sneakers-our-brave-reporter-journeys-into-the-dark-heart-of-judgey-moms-in-range-rovers/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=this-dc-restaurant-is-full-of-goyard-totes-and-500-sneakers-our-brave-reporter-journeys-into-the-dark-heart-of-judgey-moms-in-range-rovers&fbclid=IwAR2aJrtz4wSr0k5XzYJz3Pao0vqOHruzCx63MdzOlCfHEKT2QlCNNdKdt7E

So curious, which neighborhood is richer- Spring Valley, Bethesda, or McLean?

Well McLean and Bethesda are homes to a few billionaires . To my knowledge ,not a single billionaire resides in DC. Not sure if this answers your question .

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Anonymous wrote:It's a great place for a drink and a chance to chat with neighbors about something other than what's left in the ground in Spring Valley.

This sounds ominous, but I'm intrigued - please, go on.

[Anonymous]

so the real question is whether this is a true pick up bar? otherwise, what's the point?

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It's a great place for a drink and a chance to chat with neighbors about something other than what's left in the ground in Spring Valley.

This sounds ominous, but I'm intrigued - please, go on.

https://www.washingtonian.com/2013/02/28/the-toxic-waste-pit-next-door/

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:From the Washingtonian - yikes. I mean, I go there a bunch and it's a scene, but this seems exaggerated...

https://www.washingtonian.com/2019/10/08/this-dc-restaurant-is-full-of-goyard-totes-and-500-sneakers-our-brave-reporter-journeys-into-the-dark-heart-of-judgey-moms-in-range-rovers/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=this-dc-restaurant-is-full-of-goyard-totes-and-500-sneakers-our-brave-reporter-journeys-into-the-dark-heart-of-judgey-moms-in-range-rovers&fbclid=IwAR2aJrtz4wSr0k5XzYJz3Pao0vqOHruzCx63MdzOlCfHEKT2QlCNNdKdt7E

So curious, which neighborhood is richer- Spring Valley, Bethesda, or McLean?

Well McLean and Bethesda are homes to a few billionaires . To my knowledge ,not a single billionaire resides in DC. Not sure if this answers your question .

I live in Bethesda and always think of Spring Valley as a wealthier neighborhood. Of course it’s a much smaller area and more homogenous than bethesda and McLean.