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[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Dear Guy Who makes me Lychee Salads,

I see you with your tattoos, sprinkling salt over the salads, moving gracefully through the kitchen, you staring into the dimly lit dining room making out the service. You smile, you push up your sleeves, and serve amuse bouches, deep drying onion ring crisps to perfection. You are clean shaven and all I can think about is what it would be like for you to eat me tonight, as I take a bite of perfectly barbecued brisket.

Would you taste me as I taste you?

I would eat my way to your heart.

[Anonymous]

Tall , dark,and handsome:

I literally hear music when you walk into a room. I'm usually not one for beards, but yours suits you, though I'm certain you'd be just as handsome without it.Your glasses, green eyes, long legs and fingers, and your gorgeous smile you are beautiful! Our interactions have been brief, but always pleasant . It's like no one else is around. You have a girlfriend ,so nothing can happen. I thought I was over you, but saw you briefly at lunch today....,if you're ever single I'm definitely, definitely. interested.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I was drawn to you. Like a magnet. We had some fun but I wish I would have dared to create the opportunity to get to know you better. Instead, i did the exact opposite. I ran. It was better not to get too close.

I’ll always remember your hazel eyes, your widows peak, your hands, your sexy voice, and your wit. I had butterflies too.

Weirdly yours

I'm still here and it's not too late.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Dear Guy Who makes me Lychee Salads,

I see you with your tattoos, sprinkling salt over the salads, moving gracefully through the kitchen, you staring into the dimly lit dining room making out the service. You smile, you push up your sleeves, and serve amuse bouches, deep drying onion ring crisps to perfection. You are clean shaven and all I can think about is what it would be like for you to eat me tonight, as I take a bite of perfectly barbecued brisket.

Would you taste me as I taste you?

I wish I made your salads.

[Anonymous]

You're my friends Dad but I love to see you drop your grandkids off at pre-school. I know you are much older than me but I know I'm not the only mom and teacher with an older man crush. One of these days I will get up the courage to do more than just chat - maybe coffee? Nothing more I promise!

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I would eat the corn...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You're my friends Dad but I love to see you drop your grandkids off at pre-school. I know you are much older than me but I know I'm not the only mom and teacher with an older man crush. One of these days I will get up the courage to do more than just chat - maybe coffee? Nothing more I promise!

LOL - we have a grandfather at our pre-school who looks like an older George Clooney - but not much older! Maybe it's the same pre-school? I wouldn't be surprised if all of the moms have a crush on him as he is very nice to everyone.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Tall , dark,and handsome:

I literally hear music when you walk into a room. I'm usually not one for beards, but yours suits you, though I'm certain you'd be just as handsome without it.Your glasses, green eyes, long legs and fingers, and your gorgeous smile you are beautiful! Our interactions have been brief, but always pleasant . It's like no one else is around. You have a girlfriend ,so nothing can happen. I thought I was over you, but saw you briefly at lunch today....,if you're ever single I'm definitely, definitely. interested.

So why didn't you talk to him at lunch?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Tall , dark,and handsome:

I literally hear music when you walk into a room. I'm usually not one for beards, but yours suits you, though I'm certain you'd be just as handsome without it.Your glasses, green eyes, long legs and fingers, and your gorgeous smile you are beautiful! Our interactions have been brief, but always pleasant . It's like no one else is around. You have a girlfriend ,so nothing can happen. I thought I was over you, but saw you briefly at lunch today....,if you're ever single I'm definitely, definitely. interested.

So why didn't you talk to him at lunch?

He was on the other side of the room. My break was over and I needed to get back. And like I said he's got a girlfriend and I'm not about that life.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I would normally never be attracted to your bad boy look. Deep down I know there is a kind gentle guy, I can tell by that half smile and twinkle in your sea blue eyes. I get butterflies in my stomach when I run into you at your sisters house. Our eyes lock, but I know it will never be.

I broke a thousand hearts before I met you. I’ll break a thousand more, baby, before I am through. I wanna be yours pretty baby! Yours and yours alone.

Signed,

-Bad to the Bone

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Anonymous wrote:I literally have to force myself to look away and not stare. Your eyes, the way your dark hair falls on your shoulders, the gentle curves of your body. My mind goes blank, and I struggle to make conversation. No one has ever had this effect on me.

Where do you know her from? Work? School?

Why don’t you tell her this?

Agree with the previous poster. Tell her exactly what you wrote above, it is a very romantic sentiment.

No he should not. Sounds creepy. He should start with speaking to her.

+1. If someone started complimenting the gentle curves of my body, I’d be creeped out. It would be better if PP could compliment her on who she actually is as a person rather than just all physical attributes. It’s not romantic, it’s gross and objectifying.

+2. I don't know what pps were talking about this being romantic. I'd be very creeped out if a random man started talking about my hair and curves. I do agree he should speak to her. A normal hello is good. If he wants to compliment her let it be not on something physical.

Well different strokes for different folks. I would not mind being told what a silent admirer likes about me. My eyes, my hair, my curves!

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Anonymous wrote:I literally have to force myself to look away and not stare. Your eyes, the way your dark hair falls on your shoulders, the gentle curves of your body. My mind goes blank, and I struggle to make conversation. No one has ever had this effect on me.

Where do you know her from? Work? School?

Why don’t you tell her this?

Agree with the previous poster. Tell her exactly what you wrote above, it is a very romantic sentiment.

No he should not. Sounds creepy. He should start with speaking to her.

+1. If someone started complimenting the gentle curves of my body, I’d be creeped out. It would be better if PP could compliment her on who she actually is as a person rather than just all physical attributes. It’s not romantic, it’s gross and objectifying.

+2. I don't know what pps were talking about this being romantic. I'd be very creeped out if a random man started talking about my hair and curves. I do agree he should speak to her. A normal hello is good. If he wants to compliment her let it be not on something physical.

Well different strokes for different folks. I would not mind being told what a silent admirer likes about me. My eyes, my hair, my curves!

Sounds hot!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Dear Guy Who makes me Lychee Salads,

I see you with your tattoos, sprinkling salt over the salads, moving gracefully through the kitchen, you staring into the dimly lit dining room making out the service. You smile, you push up your sleeves, and serve amuse bouches, deep drying onion ring crisps to perfection. You are clean shaven and all I can think about is what it would be like for you to eat me tonight, as I take a bite of perfectly barbecued brisket.

Would you taste me as I taste you?

I would toss your salad

[Anonymous]

Dear woman/acquaintance who is sleeping with my boyfriend:

I have known all along and I'm not mad. I would love to have you for a threesome if you would just ask.

[Anonymous]

Every time I look up, you are looking right at me. Do you see my bulge?