Carrie Bradshaw is a loser

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So I’m binge watching SATC episodes this evening and I find her so appallingly awful!

She’s a 30sometbing, has no savings, still rents an apartment, is materialistic and shallow and chases a creepy unavailable jerk!

Not to mention club hopping well into her forties and coming home drunk every night gets lame past 21.

There should have been an after school episode where one of them had a herpes flare up that got into their brain. Charlotte had crabs one episode. That was it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I thought that whole show was trash.

This

[Anonymous]

I used to love SATC when it was new, like 10 years ago, and now I CRINGE when it comes on. SUCH BULLSHIT. And the slutty one? Come on, nobody acts like that all day every day! Exhausting. It hurts my head to even hear 3 words of it now.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So I’m binge watching SATC episodes this evening and I find her so appallingly awful!

She’s a 30sometbing, has no savings, still rents an apartment, is materialistic and shallow and chases a creepy unavailable jerk!

Not to mention club hopping well into her forties and coming home drunk every night gets lame past 21.

There should have been an after school episode where one of them had a herpes flare up that got into their brain. Charlotte had crabs one episode. That was it.

They should have done another after school one where they all tried drugs, then jumped from the roof to their deaths. It could have been tied into the new club they had to try out and met some other famous person/f*ckboi of the episode that did it too.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So I’m binge watching SATC episodes this evening and I find her so appallingly awful!

She’s a 30sometbing, has no savings, still rents an apartment, is materialistic and shallow and chases a creepy unavailable jerk!

Not to mention club hopping well into her forties and coming home drunk every night gets lame past 21.

There should have been an after school episode where one of them had a herpes flare up that got into their brain. Charlotte had crabs one episode. That was it.

Seriously. Crabs. Who the f*ck gets crabs in 2004.... the AIDS scare was legit but crabs? CRABS? Come on, people.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:There was a really long thread on this, I’ll try to find it. All of us who were original watchers had a very lively discussion, because when it aired there was no online forum for it and I just relied on my roommate.

Yes there was. It was called Television Without Pity. They did snarky recaps of shows and had a forum for discussion. It was great.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So I’m binge watching SATC episodes this evening and I find her so appallingly awful!

She’s a 30sometbing, has no savings, still rents an apartment, is materialistic and shallow and chases a creepy unavailable jerk!

Not to mention club hopping well into her forties and coming home drunk every night gets lame past 21.

There should have been an after school episode where one of them had a herpes flare up that got into their brain. Charlotte had crabs one episode. That was it.

Seriously. Crabs. Who the f*ck gets crabs in 2004.... the AIDS scare was legit but crabs? CRABS? Come on, people.

I usually drunk text some exes about having crabs after I've been out for crabs. That's called "being a lady"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What is Carrie’s net worth after she gets a book deal? How rich is she?

She gets 20K

Sooo, she can go shop for a few outfits. Not exactly life changing.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So I’m binge watching SATC episodes this evening and I find her so appallingly awful!

She’s a 30sometbing, has no savings, still rents an apartment, is materialistic and shallow and chases a creepy unavailable jerk!

Not to mention club hopping well into her forties and coming home drunk every night gets lame past 21.

There should have been an after school episode where one of them had a herpes flare up that got into their brain. Charlotte had crabs one episode. That was it.

They should have done another after school one where they all tried drugs, then jumped from the roof to their deaths. It could have been tied into the new club they had to try out and met some other famous person/f*ckboi of the episode that did it too.

Or one where they all just have shitty lives and hate themselves. They could call it "Real Life and Yes, it Sucks Balls." Just showing them riding the subway all day, being jerked off on and fending germs, then a few hours of footage at their atrocious jobs and then going home to cry into a dirty pillow and drink wine from a box.

[Anonymous]

I enjoyed the show and found it entertaining. I never thought it was supposed to be a documentary or uber realistic . Everything was exaggerated for entertainment value.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Never understood the appeal of her. So shallow and self centered.

I felt that way about all of the characters, but it was an entertaining show, kind of like Seinfeld where none of the characters were all that likeable, but it was a funny show. The situations were funny, but the characters imo weren't all that likeable. I never could related to any of them.

And 90% of the dudes on that show were F*CKING UGLY. I mean, I wouldn't f*ck them with someone else's pussy. And these hot ass bitches are supposed to be all up in their mess..... the casting was ATROCIOUS.

[Anonymous]

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Anyone who would move to a ridiculously expensive city without a plan and/or just to find a man is an idiot.

Their plan was better than yours.

And you say that based on what? Your own unhappiness?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So I’m binge watching SATC episodes this evening and I find her so appallingly awful!

She’s a 30sometbing, has no savings, still rents an apartment, is materialistic and shallow and chases a creepy unavailable jerk!

Not to mention club hopping well into her forties and coming home drunk every night gets lame past 21.

There should have been an after school episode where one of them had a herpes flare up that got into their brain. Charlotte had crabs one episode. That was it.

Hey, Miranda had chlamydia! But they likely all had hpv at the very least.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The show was glorifying degeneracy, mindless consumerism and perpetual adolescence. A clique of childless, bored, purposeless 30-something yentas gossiping about the next hookup, a hot party, a great brunch. It successfully brainwashed a lot of young women – who chased those hollow thrills and ended up married to men they can't stand and spending big money on IVF. "Sorry you don't have siblings, sweetie, mummy wanted to be Carrie Bradshaw in her 20s and 30s."

Well isn’t that special.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Never understood the appeal of her. So shallow and self centered.

I felt that way about all of the characters, but it was an entertaining show, kind of like Seinfeld where none of the characters were all that likeable, but it was a funny show. The situations were funny, but the characters imo weren't all that likeable. I never could related to any of them.

And 90% of the dudes on that show were F*CKING UGLY. I mean, I wouldn't f*ck them with someone else's pussy. And these hot ass bitches are supposed to be all up in their mess..... the casting was ATROCIOUS.

It's ugly dudes with the money in NYC. If he's rich and hot, he's a true psycho.