Gwyneth Paltrow does it again

[Anonymous]

Straight man here: GP has always been hot. She's a bit too skinny for my taste, but she's always been a looker. Would not toss her out of bed. She definitely has that girl-next-door appeal that we all love.

Also, her new guy looks like a mash-up of Seinfeld and Owen Wilson.

To those harping about Brad Pitt: have you seen him nowadays? He is not aging well, looks pretty gross. Yes, the Brad of 20 YEARS AGO was more attractive than her new guy. But you need to compare the men nowadays....this new guy is significantly better looking than the Brad of today.

[Anonymous]

GP proves that the word "douchey" is not just a term for white dudes.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Straight man here: GP has always been hot. She's a bit too skinny for my taste, but she's always been a looker. Would not toss her out of bed. She definitely has that girl-next-door appeal that we all love.

Also, her new guy looks like a mash-up of Seinfeld and Owen Wilson.

To those harping about Brad Pitt: have you seen him nowadays? He is not aging well, looks pretty gross. Yes, the Brad of 20 YEARS AGO was more attractive than her new guy. But you need to compare the men nowadays....this new guy is significantly better looking than the Brad of today.

+ 1.

This guy is hotter than the Brad of today.

GP got Brad when he was at his hottest. She got Ben Affleck at his hottest.

And GP pretty much looks the same. tall, willowy and hot enough to still walk around naked if she wants to

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Straight man here: GP has always been hot. She's a bit too skinny for my taste, but she's always been a looker. Would not toss her out of bed. She definitely has that girl-next-door appeal that we all love.

Also, her new guy looks like a mash-up of Seinfeld and Owen Wilson.

To those harping about Brad Pitt: have you seen him nowadays? He is not aging well, looks pretty gross. Yes, the Brad of 20 YEARS AGO was more attractive than her new guy. But you need to compare the men nowadays....this new guy is significantly better looking than the Brad of today.

+ 1.

This guy is hotter than the Brad of today.

GP got Brad when he was at his hottest. She got Ben Affleck at his hottest.

And GP pretty much looks the same. tall, willowy and hot enough to still walk around naked if she wants to

+100

She has always waltzed through life being her gorgeous self snagging hot guy after hot guy and doing whatever she pleases professionally. She wanted to act. She got an oscar. She got bored and wanted to be a SAHM, she aced that and wrote 3 cookbooks. She wanted to be an entreprenuer; she started the wellness and organic movement. At 45 as most women give up on life, she is doing better than ever, hotter than ever and still getting proposals from handsome rich men who gush about her.

#thegwynetheffect

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:GP's body has no shape, no boobs. Not attractive.

I think you just have to man to get it. She's has the ultimate, slightly preppy "girl next door" look. To women, she just looks "basic." I think it's funny how women are utterly baffled by her appeal to men.

I think she is pretty, but she is not preppy - to be preppy, it helps to have actually gone to prep school and presumably college.

She went to Spence. And PP was referring to a "look," which anyone can affect.

She went to Spence. That’s it. Prepped her for nothing her parents didn’t give her. The “look” is the look all rich girls in NYC have. Basic.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:Straight man here: GP has always been hot. She's a bit too skinny for my taste, but she's always been a looker. Would not toss her out of bed. She definitely has that girl-next-door appeal that we all love.

Also, her new guy looks like a mash-up of Seinfeld and Owen Wilson.

To those harping about Brad Pitt: have you seen him nowadays? He is not aging well, looks pretty gross. Yes, the Brad of 20 YEARS AGO was more attractive than her new guy. But you need to compare the men nowadays....this new guy is significantly better looking than the Brad of today.

+ 1.

This guy is hotter than the Brad of today.

GP got Brad when he was at his hottest. She got Ben Affleck at his hottest.

And GP pretty much looks the same. tall, willowy and hot enough to still walk around naked if she wants to

+100

She has always waltzed through life being her gorgeous self snagging hot guy after hot guy and doing whatever she pleases professionally. She wanted to act. She got an oscar. She got bored and wanted to be a SAHM, she aced that and wrote 3 cookbooks. She wanted to be an entreprenuer; she started the wellness and organic movement. At 45 as most women give up on life, she is doing better than ever, hotter than ever and still getting proposals from handsome rich men who gush about her.

#thegwynetheffect

Yes. She has definitely had an extraordinarily charmed life. I guess you can't blame her for sounding a bit out of touch sometimes.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What is a "man-magnate"?

I was waiting for someone to make a joke about that.

[Anonymous]

fug

[Anonymous]

The guy's older brother used to work in DC before he moved back to Boston, and was almost too nice to be a corporate lawyer. Very polite, very cultured, quite smart. I'm sure the younger brother has picked up some Hollywood arrogance but he's well-bred (i.e., raised well) if he's anything like his brother.

[Anonymous]

Isn't he married?

[Anonymous]

She is not tall. Standing next to her at a salad bar in Santa Monica...maybe 5'5"?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Lucky her! This one is the handsomest of all her boyfriends.

They're 45 and look 30 lol

Holy sh!t, that is one dopey looking mug! He looks like a clown before he puts on his makeup. Wonder if he has a Krusty clown voice.

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Anonymous wrote:Omg.

He is beautiful.

Really? To me, he looks like a beefier version of Jerry Seinfeld.

Yeeeeesssss! It's the toothy, gummy smile and droopy eyes. Not a hot look. Does he look better than the average DC guy? Mmmmm...okay, but he's not hot by any definition.

LOL. Like someone said above, a sexy Howard Wolowitz

OMG!!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Lucky her! This one is the handsomest of all her boyfriends.

I think he is funny looking but, then again I haven't seen all her boyfriends! I think Chris Martin is cuter.

Absolutely. I love Chris Martin.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:She been washed up for 10+ years. Nobody cares about her except sahm gossiping yentas. And this guy looks like a try-hard dork.

You know, what's with the SAHM-bashing? People like you just live for any opportunity to work something negative about SAHMs into any conversation, no matter how irrelevant. You look like a dumbass.